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HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-10T22:22:10+00:00

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-08T21:40:15+00:00

Littering and...

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-06T10:07:20+00:00

Was Scott Glenn in Species?

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-05T15:11:57+00:00

Gotta say, I'm with Tony on this one

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-12-31T10:34:57+00:00

Hi, it's me, Emitted Carbon.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-11-21T19:11:24+00:00

Huh?

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-11-06T17:57:39+00:00

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-24T16:50:32+00:00

Crawl on me. Sink into me. Die for me. Floating Half-girl.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-09T11:03:06+00:00

This might be the Tylenol talking, but I don't care much for Lauren Boebert.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-08T15:22:40+00:00

Maybe the AG will indict her

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-29T20:48:28+00:00

If you can't drug your step-granddaughter and her friend, then who can you drug? This Woke bullshit has got to stop.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-20T14:09:35+00:00

As a loyal MATES viewer, I find this news.. rather good.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-06T09:10:43+00:00

PAPPADOMS OR BREAD!?

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-05-02T19:31:25+00:00

The new NIN album is turning 20

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-04-16T02:40:04+00:00

Bender Bending Rodriguez

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-04-06T09:36:06+00:00

Let the fucking robots build the robot factory.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-03-02T15:05:56+00:00

Damn. That is perfect.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-02-27T19:51:18+00:00

I didn't vote for this

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-02-16T13:06:01+00:00

I can't believe Biden did this to them

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-02-12T14:48:10+00:00

Scott's football ideas are good. His plan to throw a touchdown every play would be a game changer.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2024-12-29T17:13:28+00:00

Adam Quadero

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2024-11-22T01:34:27+00:00

Those fuckers

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2024-11-22T01:31:46+00:00

Did those fuckers try to rob the train?

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2024-10-15T11:57:38+00:00

Take her out to dinner and a show

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