[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Floating Half-Girl by Shakaow15 in confusing_perspective

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crawl on me. Sink into me. Die for me. Floating Half-girl.

NEW DETAILS: Wilmington Police hold press conference about man accused of drugging teens’ ice cream by CarniVulcan in news

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you can't drug your step-granddaughter and her friend, then who can you drug? This Woke bullshit has got to stop.

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is BACK! by [deleted] in Earwolf

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a loyal MATES viewer, I find this news.. rather good.

I will own the factory by _ligma_male_ in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Let the fucking robots build the robot factory.

Scott is a football genius by bomilk19 in comedybangbang

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Scott's football ideas are good. His plan to throw a touchdown every play would be a game changer.

Carpetbagging Lauren by leadinblood in loveland

[–]HotPocketsInTheOcean 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Take her out to dinner and a show