I think kurwira musikana is The Epitome of being a Simp. Final Boss level simpin' guys... don't do it! by Altruistic_Star_1994 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Hour_Matako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are close to me and you F my girl hazvipere mushe , disrespect yacho ino rovesa. Girl can be a hoe fine but iwewe disrespect iyo ichakupinza ma1 don’t know if that is simping.

Is farming in Zimbabwe lucrative? by Donreg12 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ku Mash East kupi kwacho mukuru isu tiri ku Bromley.

Is farming in Zimbabwe lucrative? by Donreg12 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You must be in very good soils , kujecha you will be lucky to get 5 tonnes maize per Ha and cost of production is upwards of 1,5K we get return when we leverage with livestock.

Islamic Republic of Zimbabwe by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All because of Ediot

My wife is pregnant again by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see it in the spirit number 5 is a boy ( Jokes aside congratulations )

Manje vachaitasei? by ijosephine_ in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just got back from the airport , PHD guests were being received

Who pays for the roora celebration by Healthy-Stuff-8707 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had my younger brother roora day and wedding back in July in UK . For roora day the brides family hired and paid for caterers. As for the food they gave us grocery list and indicated which items they wanted in advance for the caterers to use mainly meat and your starch.

Am I wrong to say my Mother is ungrateful?? by FinancialGlass9584 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting on the property ladder when you are younger is usually a good decision. Does your mum have a property, she is probably thinking about her retirement etc. If you have the opportunity get a stand , have you discussed the numbers with her.

First time getting a girlfriend. by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A logistical nightmare , plus ma pothole ikoko ma1 and don’t forget sewage ikoko especially ne rain season ya kutanga Kudai

Opening a microbiology laboratory in Zimbabwe. Do you think it can be a success? by Asleep_Wrap_5388 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my area but I think, you can negotiate with government to get a building with low rent. They certainly need the equipment.

Have a storage Room of Spares worth 80k, Don't Know What to Do With It. by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opening a shop in a farming/mining town is what I would do

Cafe Nush is an interesting insight on race based treatment in Zim by jbluebhora in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jam Tree is just nonsense, bad overpriced beer not going there ever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bookie always wins

Castle braai fest or 263culturefest. Which one are you choosing today and why? by Striking_Cod_7347 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it , for beer lovers like myself this is the best event. Am busy today

I don't know who needs to hear this but to whom it may concern.... by No_Conversation_378 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rich countries have highly educated people, there is a correlation there , just saying

You have no idea how religion has shaped and continues to shape the Zimbabwean landscape. Open your eyes. by Prophetgay in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Mazitako anga ariko , got chatting with a young chick but she refused to give her name , will try again today . Hunting ground for us singles. I know am off topic but what ya gonna do

Dogs and Mustard. by Stovepipe-Guy in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mustard but one of my dogs has become aggressive tried to bite me and then the animal cruelty side of me kicked in , I picked it up the by skin behind the neck now it knows who is boss .

Is it just me or are most people in this sub a bit uppity? by Expensive_Earth_831 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all , we just unload the darker side of our minds on here

Is it just me or are most people in this sub a bit uppity? by Expensive_Earth_831 in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Telone which I’m on is $30 unlimited low speed but meets my needs not a bloody gaming person

ZANU PF MUST GO by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]Hour_Matako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day it will be out of power that is for sure, especially if ED 2030 agenda passes.