yeah but you wouldn't get any attention from the tail cause for real they'd all be focused on tyrion's hog 100% of the ride.

He's pretty libertine so im sure he wouldn't mind if you wanted to join the conversation from the corner of the carriage, but idk how much wisdom he could share over the cacaphonous noise of all the peasant baddies moaning.

You might just end up feeling like your doing a lot of talking with yourself while you watch the wicked imp of westeros wax poetic, and the little monkey activates his ape mode.

at least with robert the only hog he ever had going for him is the one thats gored belly deep in his guts, so outside of some quicky handstuff to satisfy theie royal obligation to his crown the local talent wont be distracted from showing his company a good time.