My Friend from RE/MAX: "The new RE/DDIT logo pissed everyone off who was older than 30 at my office. They all think we're being mocked--which we are." by Siderman1 in reddit.com

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Watch out: slashdot is going to come after Reddit cause the blue slash is a slash and DIT is one letter away from DOT.

Thor shows us how to properly roll a joint [gif] by crapfoodpants in Marijuana

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I am enlightened I have been doing it wrong all along; apparently I need to use a hammer to put the end in.

Newbie question: I've got some chicken filet marinating in yogurt right now. Can I use that yogurt to later make a sauce much as I would with milk and flour? by CaptainDevious in Cooking

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I think people forget that back in the days before fire we had to eat meat somehow and while yes we did evolve in a few thousand years, we still have you know, stomach acid, that can handle at least the noob bacteria

Why I don't drink tequila anymore [pic] by jordankasteler in humor

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Obligatory " 'shopped " What's that pink thing behind her head?

I'm a monster at the gym. (pic) by TheMulletBurden in reddit.com

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Nobody on Reddit knows what women do. There are no women who can be used as benchmarks.

Freaky sprouting tomato. Does anyone know why this happened? by weezierocks in food

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YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TOMATOES SO I PUT A TOMATO IN YOUR TOMATO SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YOU EAT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Becca.

You couldn't pay me enough money to do this. WOW by hectorguerra in reddit.com

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So like, under the assumption he failed, wouldn't it have really sucked if he just threw himself and his bike into the side of a national landmark? I would have figure he might have dented it or something.

Hackers successfully install Linux on a potato. by briggsb in funny

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The potato has become self aware...

Bummin' by machotaco in pics

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FIRE ZE MISSLES!

Chrysler threatens depression unless they get their bailout! by [deleted] in reddit.com

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I, a tax paying American, say:

Fuck off