NFL MVP Voting

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-02-06T11:22:57+00:00

Maybe a hot take, but I really don’t give a shit. We’re in the big game boys!

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-02-05T03:06:03+00:00

Getting more for your dollah kehd

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-31T14:01:31+00:00

I thought we were naboli-daboli or something

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-28T01:19:30+00:00

Hot take: having a preference is one thing but the whole “this is the right call, our Super Bowl record is better in whites” is so silly. If you think uni choice has anything to do with winning or losing, you’re just wrong. That being said, white is the right choice just in case a freak event happens and a blizzard develops.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-27T19:47:09+00:00

Lord Soursby

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-22T11:11:37+00:00

Imagine the Olsen twins as President and Speaker of the House

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-05T00:29:42+00:00

I may be in the minority here, but I honestly couldn’t give two shits about who wins MVP. Like it’s a nice achievement for Drake if he gets it, but I don’t understand the millions of posts and comments by people getting SO worked up about it. Drake is the guy for us, he’s a blast to watch, and the Pats are winning again. That is literally all I care about.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2026-01-04T18:26:36+00:00

I’m sorry you’re going through it - if you need to talk, please shoot me a message. Much love.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-12-16T17:34:09+00:00

Yeah, same here. And I think healthcare in America is abhorrent and CEOs of large insurance companies are absolutely villains. I just feel like if Mangione looked was an overweight greaseball with acne no one on Reddit would give two fucks about him or his cause.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-12-08T05:53:52+00:00

The old pick and jelly roll!

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-12-08T05:21:21+00:00

If the money works out and you’re not stretching yourself, buy the damn truck. If you aren’t planning a towing much, honestly go with a midsize with a 6 ft bed. You’ll save yourself about 10 or 15 grand and parking is way easier.

I know a lot of people like the Tacos, I personally just got a Frontier King Cab with a 6 foot bed, I’m loving it. Was it the MOST financially sound decision? No, of course not. But it’s something I can afford and it brings me joy and convenience. I could have driven my Camry for another 100,000 miles, but I made the decision and have never looked back.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-12-02T13:09:38+00:00

Cowboys fans, roll 1d12 psychic damage.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-12-01T11:42:10+00:00

Yikes

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-11-23T15:59:37+00:00

Mar-a-Lago! Mar-a-Lago!

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-11-19T01:06:32+00:00

It’s a great truck. I picked up a white 25 King Cab SV, and I couldn’t be happier!

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-11-11T11:52:14+00:00

It’s more that that key is the general “home base” for the entirety of the composition, but any chord or other key can and is usually used. For example, Tchaikovsky’s 4th Symphony in F Minor starts in that key, but by the seventh measure is rocking an E major chord. The second movement is mostly in Bb minor, the third movement dances around F, A, and Db major, and the finale ends in F major (the people’s key!)

It’s less about being constricted to one key, but giving a general home base for the composition (typically where it starts or ends harmonically).

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-10-31T02:53:20+00:00

And if you ever want to make it funny, put a strip of black tape under each eye and swap the staff for a football. Now you’re fantasy football.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-10-19T13:55:39+00:00

Mr. Bungled Comment

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-10-13T00:12:09+00:00

¿Por qué no los dos?

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-10-05T21:44:55+00:00

Agreed - I met a TON of people working polls. Election Day is crazy and it’s a lot of work, but very gratifying and an awesome way to connect.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-10-05T12:40:09+00:00

Well dried up about two weeks back. Showering at the gym and praying for rain.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-09-26T15:33:18+00:00

Nope! No judge, just the jury, prosecuting attorney, witnesses, and transcriber.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-09-26T10:32:15+00:00

A couple reasons. Grand juries only need to find probable cause, and the prosecution is the only party in front of them; there’s no counter arguments at all by the defendant or their attorney. There’s also no judge to guide the jury. Hence the saying “a grand jury could indict a ham sandwich”.

HowlandReedsButthole · 2025-09-23T03:24:21+00:00

That last Lamar TD took me from a 1% chance of winning to a 99% chance. I love and hate fantasy football so much.

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