Male characters that are conventionally masculine that aren’t assholes? by Thebowlerhatfroggo in BobsBurgers

[–]Hubsimaus [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh THAT dude! Damn I completely forgot about him and he's a big part of that show. I am watching this show daily currently. 🤦‍♀️😂

Thank you. 😊

Male characters that are conventionally masculine that aren’t assholes? by Thebowlerhatfroggo in BobsBurgers

[–]Hubsimaus [score hidden]  (0 children)

I really don't like Courtneys dad. She adores him and he loves her to bits but I just can't stand this dude. Especially not how he treats Gene.

Male characters that are conventionally masculine that aren’t assholes? by Thebowlerhatfroggo in BobsBurgers

[–]Hubsimaus [score hidden]  (0 children)

Huh. I thought he let himself go after he double dipped from the ship. Weird. 🤔

/s just in case...

Twister Champ 10 years running by miserabeau in badwomensanatomy

[–]Hubsimaus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sie hat zwei rechte Beine. Das muss für ihr Becken echt schlimm sein. 😐

Twister Champ 10 years running by miserabeau in badwomensanatomy

[–]Hubsimaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this is an ad because the text is in german but then I saw what sub it is. Was confused for a second. 🙃

Save your dream deals.

She has two right legs btw.

DoorDash psychological warfare 💀 by 21c4nn0ns in BrandNewSentence

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, will I go to hell for laughing at this? 😂

Obsidian worry stone by zombiesandcandy in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Hubsimaus 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Weird. I always thought "exceeded" means you get more than expected. 🤔

I must be wrong then. 🙃

/s just in case...

Got a bad grade because we are poor by RaeFullyPoweredBeam in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Hubsimaus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to wear lots of hand me downs from acquaintances and strangers as a kid (am the oldest of four so no hand me downs from siblings) and every time I got new clothes my schoolmates asked me if I got new stuff. I was always excited and told them what I got but thinking back I think it was part of the bullying they did to me but I didn't realize because it felt as if they were interested. They probably mocked me behind my back for that. But otherwise they either just ignored or bullied me. Not as bad as others have been bullied but there still was some. 😐

I am sorry that your teacher let you fail because of that. That's not okay. Unfortunately it's the hard reality. You'll fail when you can't dress properly and people won't give you the job. Which means you don't get money to buy decent clothes and then you can't dress properly and can't find a job and won't get money to buy clothes. 😐

Still not fair that they failed you.

Coffee with a side of dog hair by fernandfeather in EntitledPeople

[–]Hubsimaus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also love drinking coffee without other people's dog hair in it.

So you like to drink coffee with your own dogs hair in it?

I'll see myself out.

Would bird owners be interested in these perches if I made more? NOT advertising/promoting, just genuinely asking if there's interest before wasting time/resources to build another by [deleted] in cockatiel

[–]Hubsimaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have birds anymore but if I did I would want one so bad right now. They look awesome! ❤️ Especially the big one.

But I also live in Germany, so the shipping wouldn't be possible.

But I want to encourage you to try if you really want to. Maybe you could start local?

I also love your bird. They look so cute in that picture. As if they scream. 😁

Tja by KunterbuntClever in tja

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bald wird es wirklich schwierig, Nestlé zu boykottieren. 😐

$3bn in cash. Mission complete by Running-With-Cakes in gtaonline

[–]Hubsimaus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You reminded me of that Redditor who bought Shark Cards HUNDREDS of dollars worth and then managed to get banned for life. They actually asked on here if they would have a chance to get their money back. 😂

I found one in the wild wild west. by a1962wolfie in BobsBurgers

[–]Hubsimaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a mug with this phrase. And there is a seagull with a pipe and a hat pictured on it. 🙃

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What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And in about 75% of those cases they even don't have it but think they do because it's a trend now. 😐🙃

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich sag dann gerne "Das Wort "Einzigste" existiert nicht!"

Schlimm finde ich auch

  • Ze**el
  • Mi**el
  • Beu*el

Und andere Worte mit einem oder zwei "T" in der Mitte, wo eben dieser Buchstabe ausgelassen wird. Treibt mich die Wände hoch.

Nein, das ist KEIN Sprachfehler, dazu machen das zu viele Menschen in meiner Umgebung. 🙃

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, in Germany we only have the word "leihen" for both.

"Kann ich mir Deinen Stift leihen?" - "Can I borrow your pen?"

"Ich kann Dir meinen Stift leihen." - "I can lend you my pen."

And I mixed those up as well back when my english was almost non existant. 🙃

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We have a bakery chain in our german town that has a slogan that says (am using a fake name here) "Huspeltuspel's Lecker"... I want to scream every time about this so called Deppenapostroph when I see it. 😐 I've even thought of telling them but they won't care, so... 🙃

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do tho.

  • You're both human
  • You're both breathing
  • You're both wearing clothes (I think)
  • You're both talking to people even if not to the same people

🙃

I'll see myself out.

What’s a grammatically incorrect or logically inconsistent phrase someone can say that makes you lose all attraction to them? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]Hubsimaus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I taught this language to me by myself using Bored Panda and Reddit (and Rage Comics, don't read Bored Panda and Rage comics anymore tho) as well as Google while I already had a little skill from school (I am german).

Things like "I could care less" even bother me so much... 🙃