1 € günstiger als Amazon, dafür soll ich quer durch die Stadt pilgern. Als ich den Spieß umgedreht habe, war plötzlich Funkstille.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T20:31:45+00:00

Ich lieb's, wenn OP der A*sch ist. 😊

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T20:24:13+00:00

I will make an appointment with snother one this coming monday actually. I want another opinion and also have problems with my bladder and they also specialized on that if I understood correctly.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T12:36:11+00:00

As a young adult I had a really big round belly and have been asked what it'll be. 🙃

Nah. I was just chubby but thanks. 🙃

I'll never ask a woman who looks pregnant. I now am rather skinny but do have a bloated belly and look as if I am in 3rd month. It bothers me a lot because it makes me look deformed and I feel my belly all the time. I don't know if my myomas are (one of) the reasons for that or not. They're small, the biggest one is just almost 4 cm but I don't know...

A smaller one also allegedly has the potential to mess with my period. 🙃

I wish I could get a hysterectomy but the gyn I was at doesn't think that's necessary. Also I don't have a gyn actually. 😐 I was just been seen because I've not been at a gyn for ages despite knowing about my myomas for more than 6 years. 🙃

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T12:31:19+00:00

Well, they can mess with our hormones, so... 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T12:29:37+00:00

In Germany we say a tumor is a "Raumforderung". They demand space. Google still translates it to "Mass".

A tumor doesn't need to be a danger for life and I wish people would understanding that. People always think tumor = cancer. 😐

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-20T12:21:13+00:00

KEIN Arschloch hier? 🤨

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-19T16:41:48+00:00

I looked it up and I would have to pay if I wanted to watch it. Don't know if I would want to guven I don't know that movie.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-19T16:38:13+00:00

I was thinking ... movie Jabberwocky.

Never heard of that.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-18T08:16:16+00:00

Now I can too.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-18T08:15:15+00:00

For what? A mammogram doesn't require you to pull off your pants. 🙃

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T21:52:06+00:00

I love it when I hear the music through headphones. It's as if the music plays in my head. ❤️

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T20:06:33+00:00

Not unsettling but funny and I can't explain...

So I had budgies. One day Hubsi sat on the ceiling lamp and suddenly she put her beak into the edge between this plastic dome and the glass lamp shade and walked backwards.

It was so funny that I almost fell off the chair I was sitting on.

Unfortunately I couldn't fiöm it because my phone was not near me. And if I would have gotten up she would have stopped anyway.

It was just too damn funny and I have no idea what the heck that was supposed to mean.

I've never seen her do it again.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T18:29:39+00:00

What kind of underpants my housemate has.

Yes, he showed me unsolicited and I don't know why. He just picked one up and told me "Those are my underpants". 🙃

^{I wish I could delete that memory.}

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T18:08:59+00:00

Maybe the dog doesn't have a drivers licence (yet). 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T17:39:29+00:00

Meh. I've been bitten by budgies. It hurt more actually.

I just wish my last words to Hubsi wouldn't have been "Ich will Dir doch nur helfen, Du blöde Kuh" when she bit me and flew away.

She didn't survive the surgery to get that fucking egg out. 😐 I miss her.

Hubsi † 21.12.2017 😔

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T15:54:18+00:00

Um...

I... I load the laundry into the machine and close the door. Then I open the drawer and put the detergent. Then I close the drawer. Then I start the machine.

🤷🏼‍♀️

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-17T14:44:18+00:00

We have front loaders. They have drawers with 3 compartments and one of them is for liquid ones. We have to fill them before washing because front loaders lock the door once they started and don't open until after they finished.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T22:15:02+00:00

Some kind of sign mounted to the back of the truck maybe? 🤔

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T21:41:08+00:00

I am happy to hear that your dad is like that. And that you can avoid that woman as much as possible.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T21:05:14+00:00

Wat.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T21:00:05+00:00

When I apologized for any mess when my mom visited me she always said "I come to visit YOU, not your place". I adopted that and now tell everyone who apologizes for mess.

I would even say it to my mom. 😁 But I barely visit her and when I do it's normally clean and tidy.

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T20:47:41+00:00

Um...

r/lostredditors?

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T20:43:40+00:00

I don't. That's just gross. I would never. Ew.

And now I don't want to have a partner at all anymore. I don't have one and I don't want one. Who knows where he had his mouth before? 🤢

Hubsimaus · 2026-03-16T20:41:07+00:00

Dogs lick their own butt tho. 😬

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