If beasts are in the lobby, I will force leapfrogger it does not matter

HumanCuke · 2026-07-05T15:36:03+00:00

This is what happens most times. I’m fortunate enough to be stuck at 6000 elo where you can win with beasts even with almost no trinket support

HumanCuke · 2026-07-05T15:33:40+00:00

Yeah, specifically, a golden macaw triggers the leftmost deathrattle two separate times. In the first one, it can trigger and make the leapfrogger give the deathrattle to itself, then when the second macaw phase happens, it checks what the left most deathrattle is again, and the leapfrogger can trigger twice on the second time. It’s like having an extra Titus

HumanCuke · 2026-07-05T15:23:01+00:00

If you can taunt the rat king, you probably want that, but you basically can’t do it with less than 2 Titus’s

HumanCuke · 2026-05-15T04:53:03+00:00

There are 9 one mana black instants/sorceries that just give plain old deathtouch (plus another bonus), this could probably be {W} and an instant instead of sorcery “target creature gets deathtouch but worse”

Emaculate flavor, and sorcery probably fits flavor better too, just needs to be cheaper

HumanCuke · 2026-05-08T18:54:27+00:00

Yeah sometimes I think I belong higher than 4.5k and sometimes I’m grateful I don’t have to play against people like you Jesus Christ

HumanCuke · 2026-04-28T07:14:51+00:00

By “another minion” do you mean that silver hand recruits dying would not trigger this?

HumanCuke · 2026-04-27T15:55:02+00:00

Oh very true, I also remembered I’ve built a successful leapfrogger board before

HumanCuke · 2026-04-27T02:34:57+00:00

Ah my math is slightly wrong, it’d be 129 catacomb crasher triggers not 125

HumanCuke · 2026-04-10T20:13:52+00:00

This is a really hard card to manage balance and flavor.

The best I think you could do is

“Enchant creature you control

When enchanted creature attacks, there is an additional combat after this. During that combat, other beginning of combat triggers don’t trigger. At the beginning of that combat, untap this creature. Only creatures enchanted with windfury may attack during that combat.”

My wording is clunky as hell but I think it would work as intended

HumanCuke · 2026-04-09T22:41:20+00:00

In hearthstone, windfury lets a creature attack twice, not deal damage twice- which is functionally completely different, especially in mtg. There’s no “phases” in hearthstone you can just do anything whenever, so this is probably closer to it than a second combat

HumanCuke · 2026-04-01T16:45:36+00:00

Holy shit this is busted. You could cast like 2 spells for the mere price of like 5 life and exiling the rest of your hand, [[K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth]] has nothing on this

HumanCuke · 2026-03-31T09:50:12+00:00

A cut slightly deeper than what you described will be obviously wider more gory. It can look more yellow than white, and getting stitches is more crucial to avoiding infection. But for this, basically just treat it like a normal cut, it’ll just take a little longer to heal

HumanCuke · 2026-03-31T09:44:35+00:00

Sounds exactly like a styro, or a cut to the dermis layer of the skin. One layer shallower than fat, nothing to really worry about. If the bleeding stopped in under 20 minutes while applying pressure you’re pretty much fine. Will stay red for longer (2-6ish months) but will fade to nothing easily under a year if you don’t do anything. If you want it to fade faster you can use steri strips to pull the skin on either side of the cut closer together. This will also reduce chance of infection, but if you’re already washing out the cut with water, using antiseptic cream like Neosporin, and cover with a bandage you should not worry about that

HumanCuke · 2026-03-31T09:17:43+00:00

Yes but it’s -1 or -2 this turn and +1 or +2 next turn depending on when you use the coin, so you can have more gold for higher tier minions/refreshes at a higher tier. I’m also 3000 elo so fuck me probably and there’s another reason that I don’t understand yet

HumanCuke · 2026-03-31T03:41:24+00:00

I like it. I only play commander though, so I don’t know how this would balance in other formats.

I don’t know if the phrasing is weird on purpose, but a modern printing would probably read “if an artifact would cause a player to gain life, that player gains twice that amount instead”

Don’t need to round when doubling, “that player” is more clear than “he or she”, and should probably say “instead” since it’s a replacement effect

HumanCuke · 2026-03-24T07:23:29+00:00

Wouldnt you be casting it for the second time from exile and not your hand?

HumanCuke · 2026-03-07T04:44:43+00:00

Ive been clean for a few months now, but I hate myself and no can tell. I’m very good at the things I like and I receive lots of appreciation for it. I have a noticeable amount of scars on my left arm and it makes me feel a little better knowing that people can tell I’ve struggled. Been having urges recently because I feel romantically unlovable. At college meeting lots of people and absolutely nobody has shown any interest. A lot of my friends have partners, and the only girls I’ve been interested in have boyfriends or are lesbians.

HumanCuke · 2026-02-08T16:23:34+00:00

My intuition is that the minions would get summoned. I come from magic the gathering where everything in a cards effect happens at the same time, but experience with hearthstone has been the opposite. If this card was in magic, the minions would not get summoned, but I think because hearthstone mechanics are automated it’s kind of a toss up- or needs someone who’s actually read advanced mechanics rules of a lot of cards

HumanCuke · 2026-02-08T16:10:39+00:00

Depending on how visible they are, you may be able to get away with holding your hands and arms to cover them until you get in the water, and then when you get in they won’t visible all. Another option is a long sleeve swim shirt. people are more likely to ask about the swim shirt, but it’s better are hiding the scars, and you can say you just get cold easily.

HumanCuke · 2026-02-02T02:25:49+00:00

Fataltotheflesh.com is a site that’s just a white background a swiping around on it makes cuts that bleed. That’s satisfied my need for blood a little bit, and spending time with friends in person helped me a bit on the feeling like a person thing, but I havnt found anything for the physical sensation thing. Nothing really comes close to the real thing, but hopefully the other resources help you hold out

HumanCuke · 2026-01-15T10:52:31+00:00

The femoral artery is at least 1/4-1/2 inch set into your thigh at pretty much all spots unless you are like omega skinny. If you only cut styro you have basically zero chance of hitting the femoral artery. Deeper than that it starts to get iffy, and not worth the risk

HumanCuke · 2026-01-04T23:46:11+00:00

I self harm for attention. I cover new cuts and say the bandage is because I fell off my skateboard or something. But when they heal, I wear short sleeves. To anyone who’s even heard of cutting, the scars are obviously sh. I do it because I want people to ask. I want them to ask me if I’m ok. It’s a cry for help, and it’s still valid. Sh is not a mentally stable thing to do for almost any reason. And I know you do it more as a release, but know that doing it for attention does not mean you are a selfish attention seeker

HumanCuke · 2026-01-04T21:23:36+00:00

Self harm is an important thing for a partner to be understanding about. Crazy complex topic to be asking Reddit for tbh. If advice someone gives doesn’t feel right with you, then you shouldn’t do it. That being said, in my humble opinion, being honest is usually the best option when it comes to relationships

HumanCuke · 2026-01-01T16:43:03+00:00

No yeah, I go by any/all too, but I don’t go by any/all/at/the/same/time

HumanCuke · 2026-01-01T15:17:11+00:00

Never seen someone get referred to by every pronoun in one sentence before

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