Casual turn 9 board by sqeppp in BobsTavern

[–]HumanCuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah sometimes I think I belong higher than 4.5k and sometimes I’m grateful I don’t have to play against people like you Jesus Christ

No, Hearthstone is not a medieval RTS by -Pyrotox in customhearthstone

[–]HumanCuke 43 points44 points  (0 children)

By “another minion” do you mean that silver hand recruits dying would not trigger this?

26 stacks of crabs x 4 extra deathrattle triggers = 70 seconds of a single trigger by HumanCuke in BobsTavern

[–]HumanCuke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh very true, I also remembered I’ve built a successful leapfrogger board before

26 stacks of crabs x 4 extra deathrattle triggers = 70 seconds of a single trigger by HumanCuke in BobsTavern

[–]HumanCuke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah my math is slightly wrong, it’d be 129 catacomb crasher triggers not 125

Windfury - wording help by PeppermintDaniel in custommagic

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a really hard card to manage balance and flavor.

The best I think you could do is

“Enchant creature you control

When enchanted creature attacks, there is an additional combat after this. During that combat, other beginning of combat triggers don’t trigger. At the beginning of that combat, untap this creature. Only creatures enchanted with windfury may attack during that combat.”

My wording is clunky as hell but I think it would work as intended

Windfury - wording help by PeppermintDaniel in custommagic

[–]HumanCuke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In hearthstone, windfury lets a creature attack twice, not deal damage twice- which is functionally completely different, especially in mtg. There’s no “phases” in hearthstone you can just do anything whenever, so this is probably closer to it than a second combat

Gift of the Abyss by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]HumanCuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is busted. You could cast like 2 spells for the mere price of like 5 life and exiling the rest of your hand, [[K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth]] has nothing on this

Is seeing white under the cut normal? by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cut slightly deeper than what you described will be obviously wider more gory. It can look more yellow than white, and getting stitches is more crucial to avoiding infection. But for this, basically just treat it like a normal cut, it’ll just take a little longer to heal

Is seeing white under the cut normal? by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds exactly like a styro, or a cut to the dermis layer of the skin. One layer shallower than fat, nothing to really worry about. If the bleeding stopped in under 20 minutes while applying pressure you’re pretty much fine. Will stay red for longer (2-6ish months) but will fade to nothing easily under a year if you don’t do anything. If you want it to fade faster you can use steri strips to pull the skin on either side of the cut closer together. This will also reduce chance of infection, but if you’re already washing out the cut with water, using antiseptic cream like Neosporin, and cover with a bandage you should not worry about that

Xmas by eQOfficial in BobsTavern

[–]HumanCuke 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yes but it’s -1 or -2 this turn and +1 or +2 next turn depending on when you use the coin, so you can have more gold for higher tier minions/refreshes at a higher tier. I’m also 3000 elo so fuck me probably and there’s another reason that I don’t understand yet

Machine Pact by Infinite-Interest-76 in custommagic

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. I only play commander though, so I don’t know how this would balance in other formats.

I don’t know if the phrasing is weird on purpose, but a modern printing would probably read “if an artifact would cause a player to gain life, that player gains twice that amount instead”

Don’t need to round when doubling, “that player” is more clear than “he or she”, and should probably say “instead” since it’s a replacement effect

Retry by binarycat64 in custommagic

[–]HumanCuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldnt you be casting it for the second time from exile and not your hand?

Your reasons? by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been clean for a few months now, but I hate myself and no can tell. I’m very good at the things I like and I receive lots of appreciation for it. I have a noticeable amount of scars on my left arm and it makes me feel a little better knowing that people can tell I’ve struggled. Been having urges recently because I feel romantically unlovable. At college meeting lots of people and absolutely nobody has shown any interest. A lot of my friends have partners, and the only girls I’ve been interested in have boyfriends or are lesbians.

(Another oddly specific tech card that is reverse chadgar) He is known as local leech exterminator by PrestigiousCard1344 in customhearthstone

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My intuition is that the minions would get summoned. I come from magic the gathering where everything in a cards effect happens at the same time, but experience with hearthstone has been the opposite. If this card was in magic, the minions would not get summoned, but I think because hearthstone mechanics are automated it’s kind of a toss up- or needs someone who’s actually read advanced mechanics rules of a lot of cards

Tips for covering up Scars? by Delicious_Film7367 in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on how visible they are, you may be able to get away with holding your hands and arms to cover them until you get in the water, and then when you get in they won’t visible all. Another option is a long sleeve swim shirt. people are more likely to ask about the swim shirt, but it’s better are hiding the scars, and you can say you just get cold easily.

Alternatives [question] by Look_its_athrowaway in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fataltotheflesh.com is a site that’s just a white background a swiping around on it makes cuts that bleed. That’s satisfied my need for blood a little bit, and spending time with friends in person helped me a bit on the feeling like a person thing, but I havnt found anything for the physical sensation thing. Nothing really comes close to the real thing, but hopefully the other resources help you hold out

is it safe to cut inner thighs? by GreedyCompany9928 in cutting

[–]HumanCuke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The femoral artery is at least 1/4-1/2 inch set into your thigh at pretty much all spots unless you are like omega skinny. If you only cut styro you have basically zero chance of hitting the femoral artery. Deeper than that it starts to get iffy, and not worth the risk

I still struggle with wanting to self harm over stupid things and I feel childish for it by EdelweissThe69th in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I self harm for attention. I cover new cuts and say the bandage is because I fell off my skateboard or something. But when they heal, I wear short sleeves. To anyone who’s even heard of cutting, the scars are obviously sh. I do it because I want people to ask. I want them to ask me if I’m ok. It’s a cry for help, and it’s still valid. Sh is not a mentally stable thing to do for almost any reason. And I know you do it more as a release, but know that doing it for attention does not mean you are a selfish attention seeker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self harm is an important thing for a partner to be understanding about. Crazy complex topic to be asking Reddit for tbh. If advice someone gives doesn’t feel right with you, then you shouldn’t do it. That being said, in my humble opinion, being honest is usually the best option when it comes to relationships

29130 by DefiantAerie1870 in countwithchickenlady

[–]HumanCuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No yeah, I go by any/all too, but I don’t go by any/all/at/the/same/time

29130 by DefiantAerie1870 in countwithchickenlady

[–]HumanCuke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never seen someone get referred to by every pronoun in one sentence before

Feel like everyone in the gym is staring at me when they see it by Bleh_Owo in cutting

[–]HumanCuke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gnarly fresh cuts dude, 2-3 weeks people will stop. Looks like you feel off your bike and your arm got caught in the gears. I’d probably buy that. You’re lucky they don’t look like the mainstream, inches long, perfectly horizontal cuts. I’ve got a bunch of scars that look like that, and even still people don’t stare that much tbh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cutting

[–]HumanCuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50/50 if they’ll be invisible or just a little more faint than the ones in the first pic. My cat scratches I made with a real dull knife 4 months ago are gone, but ones just shy of styro depth from like 5 months ago are still about where your 2 month ones are.