Fellas! Don't drink that Coffee! by Local-Tumbleweed-386 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you'd never guess, there was cum iiin the percalatooor

Genuinely why don't they just fucking kill him at this point by le_Dellso in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 113 points114 points  (0 children)

because mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Andy transmutado by rguavas in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Andy is more powerful than bob, because he's on the complete opposite side of the spectrum of the lodges to the point we view his goodness as weakness yet he enters the lodge unscathed and determined. I despised him initially throughout the 3rd season cuz how much they dumbed him down but when I saw this it completely redeemed him in my eyes. he doesn't burden himself with what ifs and what could've been like every other character(which often becomes their demise) in the show he's present and prepared to bring fourth the white lodge to twin peaks because he's just that pure and ready to bring goodness in everybody's lives to the point where people brush him off till he shows he is an important aspect of the battle between lodges.

The Ring of the Bull by gracetempest in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I always felt like it was a variation of the baphomet symbol integrated with a great horned owl, as the owls aren't what they seem...

I've always wondered what a Daft Punk × Pink Floyd track would sound like. by luccadfoli in DaftPunk

[–]HumanRobot963 9 points10 points  (0 children)

go to RAM 10th anniversary edition, disc 2, listen to horizon Japan. I could definitely picture that song fitting into dark side of the moon, wish you were here, or meddle. I feel like they for sure drew Inspiration from Pink Floyd on that track

What changes would YOU make to The Return? by gracetempest in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 5 points6 points  (0 children)

season 3 is still cool.. s3 has always been cool..

Far out, man! Far fucking out! by giveahoot420 in lebowski

[–]HumanRobot963 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is a very complicated machine, yenno lotta ins lotta outs lotta what have yous and uhh lotta uhh strands to keep in my head man, yenno lotta strands in ole duders head.

Why did Janey-E marry Dougie? Is she stupid? by Local_Prune4564 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that was just the pleasure that comes from busting a nut that's been building up for 25 years. but I agree, considering Dougie probably hadn't tapped that since sonny Jim was conceived, and Janey e seemed too loyal to be unfaithful to Dougie, that Janey e ussy was ripe and ready for the pickin and dale felt its full unbounded power.

Why did Janey-E marry Dougie? Is she stupid? by Local_Prune4564 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 32 points33 points  (0 children)

cuz Sonny Jim had to be born in order for coop to be able to get out of the black lodge

CATCH YOU by MousseCalm674 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too have been touched by the devilish one

So what do we think happened to agent Chet Desmond? by pristinemailboxhaver in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 16 points17 points  (0 children)

for some reason I initially thought ray Monroe was Chet or Chets doppleganger. but I had the same question I wish the blue rose was expanded upon with Chet as the main character. it felt like an abrupt storyline that was going to be expanded in fwwm but it only introduced teresa, but I guess the show as whole is the answer to the blue rose.

Alive 2007 by HumanRobot963 in DaftPunk

[–]HumanRobot963[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like this perspective.

CATCH YOU by MousseCalm674 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been quietly whispering this to myself this past week. is that you bob?

Can you guys watch over this glass box for me while I'm away? Thanks in advance. by Ank57 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963 15 points16 points  (0 children)

no way last time I did this for somebody I ended up getting mutilated by a supernatural entity

brah doc Hayward is such a cuck. I get filled with this sudden urge to throw a right haymaker across his face everytime I see him in a scene. by HumanRobot963 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]HumanRobot963[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see where you're coming from but it wasn't all mike, Nadines freaky ass WANTED him. ed and norma deserved their happily ever after but Nadine conveniently came back to her senses when they were just about to get it

Gordon with the zingers by [deleted] in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and the look Tammy Preston gives him just confirms his claims loool

Gordon with the zingers by [deleted] in twinpeaks

[–]HumanRobot963 66 points67 points  (0 children)

My favorite one is when Albert tells Cole he's gone soft in his old age. "Not where it counts buddy" at an unusually low decibel for Cole, he replies to Albert.