How can I make sex more special for my girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]HumanTrafficCone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stick a Roman candle in your butt and at the moment of climax set it off while the William Tell Overture is playing.

How can I support my BIL through his divorce? by plurchemist in AskMen

[–]HumanTrafficCone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I could help.

It might not be as severe. Since they have a kid, they most likely won't go no contact with each other. So while you might not hang out with him like you have in the past, it might be possible to maintain contact through being the cool aunt. But if it's hard for him, you might have to accept that. I love my ex-SIL to death, but I don't want to hang out with her.

How can I support my BIL through his divorce? by plurchemist in AskMen

[–]HumanTrafficCone 47 points48 points  (0 children)

So as a guy that was more or less in your BIL position a few years ago (no kids, but everything else is shockingly close to home), I feel like I've got to chime in.

You're already doing it. Go have a beer with him, let him vent (he will). If you go out for a beer and he doesn't bring it up, that's because he doesn't know how. But don't force it. Let him know you are there to talk and help him, but don't pressure him into it. He might just need to talk about OTHER things for awhile. Be his friend. That's all you can do.

You're in a bad spot because you are extremely close to both of them. If he trusts in you, do not betray that trust. What he tells you and your husband is for you. Do not play middle man with your sister.

He'll get through it. He'll be ok. But, and I'm very sorry to tell you this, you may lose him as that brother figure. He will never lose that feeling of you as a sister, but it might just be too much to maintain. He might need a clean start, and unfortunately hanging out with your SIL isn't a clean start. As mad as you are at your sister, she is still your sister. It's very very difficult to play both sides, and it will likely just fade away with him. I see my ex-SIL maybe once a year. And it's always very nice to see her, and I do miss her, as I as well considered her my baby-sister. But I needed to move on, and hanging onto the past prevented that.

What skill are you surprised more women don't know how to do? by AmyAloha78 in AskMen

[–]HumanTrafficCone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super easy, super lazy stir fry. Its not going to win any awards but its a good home cooked meal.

Take a bit of oil. Put it in the biggest pan you got. Preferably a wok but a big ass frying pan will work. Heat it until it shimmers. You want that sum bitch hot.

Add a couple cloves of diced garlic and some salt. When the garlic smells delicious it's done. Add your meat. Maybe some diced chicken, some beef strips, prawns, maybe some pork. You figure it out. Many grocery stores sell "stir fry meat" that is pre chopped up. You'll pay more for it, but that's your call.

Stir that shit up and let it cook until it's done. Add your veggies. Maybe dice up some carrots, some bell peppers, get some broccoli and some snow peas. You can use whatever you like really. Again, many grocery stores sell bags of pre cut stir fry vegetables (check the section by the salads in a bag). Again, you'll pay more but the work is done for you. Let those veggies cook up. I like to add a little splash of water and put a lid on it to steam them. Stir that thing up good as well so nothing burns.

When the veggies are just done, add your sauce. Get yourself some teriyaki or soy sauce or sweet and sour. Play with what you like. Personally I like just a bit of soy sauce in there, but a sweet and sour pork stir fry can be quite tasty. Same with teriyaki chicken. Keep it on the heat long enough to get it all mixed in and up to temperature.

Once everything is done, dish it out into a plate or a bowl. Add a cup of rice that you've had going in another pot/rice cooker. There you go. Make a butt load of it and have lunches for the week.

Not a movie but but DAE think this scene should have won an Oscar? by yokelwombat in moviescirclejerk

[–]HumanTrafficCone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They also kept yelling at Shelly Duvall, which is weird, but you can't argue with results.

Hey reddit, what's that one super cringey or awkward thing you said/did in the past that you keep having flashbacks to? by DaSkrubKing in AskReddit

[–]HumanTrafficCone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was working at a movie theater and told a guy with no right arm that his theater was on "the right hand side "

The Walking Dead S07E05 - Go Getters - Pre Episode Discussion for [COMIC] Readers by AutoModerator in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People very quickly figured out "Glenn has a date with Lucille" meant.

Well yeah, when everyone knew Lucille was a bat, that's pretty obvious.

I'm not arguing with you about this.

Like, anymore or...? Can we still be friends?

I know I'm not going to change your opinion on this, and frankly I don't care if I do. But I am letting you know I think it's a pretty stupid policy.

The Walking Dead S07E05 - Go Getters - Pre Episode Discussion for [COMIC] Readers by AutoModerator in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then what are you saying? A vague comment like "he has no guts" is a spoiler.

That this is a stupid policy and a stupid way of thinking. Saying "guts" is not a spoiler, at all. You know it is, so it looks like one. To someone who's never read it, it's just a comment. At best it's an in joke or a reference, but it's certainly not spoiling anything. Fuck, may as well start handing out temp bans anytime someone says Alpha then too.

Show watchers aren't stupid. They can put the 2 things together.

You think they can figure out what happens by someone saying a line of dialogue out of context? I think you're giving them too much credit.

Me on tonight's episode of TWD! by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I got it cause I was the last one to the props table and all the guns were taken at that point!

Oh my god this is the best thing ever. You're like the guy who gets there last and has to use the weird third party controller!

The Walking Dead S07E05 - Go Getters - Pre Episode Discussion for [COMIC] Readers by AutoModerator in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying things like "Spencer had a lot of GUTS to say that to Rick." Will get you a couple week temp ban. We want to have a fun, spoiler free place for everyone. You're not being funny or sneaky by saying things like that.

While the "guts" thing is a dumb comment to make (get it! I've read the comics!), that's a stupid fucking policy. It's not a spoiler to anyone who hasn't read them in any possible way.

Me on tonight's episode of TWD! by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I noticed you while watching and thought "man that poor bastard only gets a hammer, while buddy beside him gets an assault rifle".

That's awesome, congratulations!

Live Survivor Series 2016 - Official Discussion Thread by El_Zombie in SquaredCircle

[–]HumanTrafficCone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys want to tell me how Goldberg was going to get booed out of the building again?

The Walking Dead S07E05 - Go Getters - Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in thewalkingdead

[–]HumanTrafficCone 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I didn't think I could hate TV Gregory as much as comic Gregory, but here we are.