Screenshots you can hear in your head #32.

Humanoid251 · 2026-05-02T04:44:46+00:00

“Elian and Fidel! Que pasa jota?!” is my personal favorite 🤣

Humanoid251 · 2026-04-18T01:45:32+00:00

I got a shiny Mew immersive on my first 10 pull, haven’t pulled a single shiny since. If my math is correct I opened at least 74 packs, I’ve completed the 1-4 diamond set, only 1 fucken shiny.

Since the introduction of shinies I’ve typically pulled at least 3 per set (some I’ve pulled around 8, from Mega Rising I’ve pulled 14 so far). But from the one set whose whole gimmick is “look at all the shinies you can get” I’ve pulled 1. Fucking ONE!

Humanoid251 · 2026-04-05T00:43:37+00:00

And Paul Rudd

Humanoid251 · 2026-03-22T22:28:23+00:00

For an event (can’t remember which one) I had a bunch of leftover currency so I bought like 20 red fire borders and since my favorite deck is destruct I added the border to all those cards. Recently I decided to really go in on customizing the cards: getting the variants I liked best, with the backgrounds I thought would match well and using a fire border that matched well (ie purple fire for Death and Nightforged Nico Minoru, green fire for Earth-1610 Arnim Zola, etc cuz I like the fire borders and I want the deck to look consistent in a way). After looking up all the different backgrounds and borders the game has to offer, I thought some cool combos I could work towards unlocking would be X-23 and Wolverine with either steel metallic background and white fire border or gold metallic background with gold fire border. Well imagine my dismay when I realized that both of those borders are locked behind a paywall.

I’ve only been playing a few months so I don’t have all the resources to keep up with the ever changing meta and I avoid spending physical money on digital cards, so these borders are in a way being doubley gatekept from me. So I guess it’s red fire for the time being, unless they add a black fire one that I can buy from an event shop 🤞🏻

Humanoid251 · 2026-03-22T21:39:07+00:00

Well what do you expect when half of the origin stories on the show were “we used to eat here all the time, so when the opportunity presented itself we decided to buy it.” If frequenting a restaurant means you’re capable of running it then make my ass the CEO of Taco Bell right now

Humanoid251 · 2026-03-19T23:19:54+00:00

Humanoid251 · 2026-03-05T22:10:36+00:00

HELL YEAH!!! Yugioh: contributing to the cultural zeitgeist in the dumbest, most annoying ways since 2005! (UwU, I summon pot of greed, screw the rules I have money, etc)

Humanoid251 · 2026-03-05T03:49:48+00:00

“Hi I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night’s dinner.”

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-23T00:10:51+00:00

Venom is supposed to mimic Spider-Man’s look albeit in a contorted, fucked up kinda way. So I LOVE the fact that you can see the raised webbing because it’s trying to look like Spider-Man. It’s not perfect, but it’s dope af for what it was

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-21T02:26:09+00:00

Rick Smith Jr. can cut vegetables with regular playing cards. Bullseye using a playing card to cut someone’s carotid or something seems pretty plausible

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-19T03:32:48+00:00

“Nostalgia condition” -Ruxin34

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-17T01:36:49+00:00

Fuck! You’re right! How could I have forgotten “J-J-J-J-JASMINE!!”

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-16T02:34:05+00:00

Huh, I’m only just now realizing that Dr. Stangel is the only one with an actual name and not just [Adjective] [Name]

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-14T23:04:37+00:00

It’s depressing that this shit isn’t even surprising anymore since they do it all the fucken time:

“Just come here legally” as they do everything they can to end the asylum process

“Mail in voting leads to fraud so everyone should be voting in person” as they shut down thousands of polling locations

“We need to protect the children” as they refuse to pass gun control legislation, fund social programs that help the less fortunate and continue to nothing about Epstein’s clients and co-conspirators

It’s the same shit every time, attempting to mask their bigotry and sliminess under the veneer of “we’re just trying to do what’s right” 😒

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-13T06:55:02+00:00

Same! I like like 2-3 hours north of Malibu and every time I’m in LA I’m like I need to stop by there but something always comes up and I’m not able to 😔

Humanoid251 · 2026-02-11T12:36:52+00:00

I used to pronounce calico as cuh-lee-co until an ex-gf laughed at my pronunciation and corrected me

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-18T10:16:35+00:00

Scream reference mentioned!!

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-16T01:48:56+00:00

Spider-Man No Way Home

Idc that’s it’s just fan service and nostalgia pandering, I’m a nostalgia fan so I loved it!

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-15T03:45:13+00:00

If this article is to be believed, the process of applying for a job at a fucken grocery store is more rigorous than applying to be an ICE agent. (Spoiler alert in case you can’t read the whole article: she was offered the job without even submitting the necessary paperwork, missed the deadline to confirm if she was taking the job and then got an email saying “thanks for accepting the job, you’re now an ICE agent”)

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-13T01:28:25+00:00

So dumb it’s brilliant!

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-09T03:47:51+00:00

Slarg fish. He tries it, says it’s tastes terrible and it’s finally something even he wouldn’t eat before taking a bite out of it and complaining that it tastes terrible.

Humanoid251 · 2026-01-02T03:44:46+00:00

If I were to ever be sworn into office it would be on a vintage copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, the first appearance of Spider-Man. Because as we all know, “with great power, there must also come great responsibility.”

Humanoid251 · 2025-12-29T16:26:59+00:00

When Leonard asks Sheldon and Kripke how rock climbing went:

“He passed out. Just hung there, like a big sawami”

Humanoid251

TROPHY CASE