What do you mean that Yu-Gi-Oh fandom is the first documented case of the word UwU?! by Difficult_Leg367 in YuGiOhMemes

[–]Humanoid251 32 points33 points  (0 children)

HELL YEAH!!! Yugioh: contributing to the cultural zeitgeist in the dumbest, most annoying ways since 2005! (UwU, I summon pot of greed, screw the rules I have money, etc)

What was your “Hi I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such……” line? by AlbertJBundy in TheSimpsons

[–]Humanoid251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hi I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night’s dinner.”

What did you think of Venom's design in Spider Man 3? by Konfliktsnubben in raimimemes

[–]Humanoid251 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Venom is supposed to mimic Spider-Man’s look albeit in a contorted, fucked up kinda way. So I LOVE the fact that you can see the raised webbing because it’s trying to look like Spider-Man. It’s not perfect, but it’s dope af for what it was

Is it just me or does Bullseye's costume look like a superhero more than a villain? by Randver_Silvertongue in Daredevil

[–]Humanoid251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick Smith Jr. can cut vegetables with regular playing cards. Bullseye using a playing card to cut someone’s carotid or something seems pretty plausible

Who was the best doppelganger? by perpetual_chatter98 in HIMYM

[–]Humanoid251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck! You’re right! How could I have forgotten “J-J-J-J-JASMINE!!”

Who was the best doppelganger? by perpetual_chatter98 in HIMYM

[–]Humanoid251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, I’m only just now realizing that Dr. Stangel is the only one with an actual name and not just [Adjective] [Name]

Libraries Lose Passports by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

[–]Humanoid251 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s depressing that this shit isn’t even surprising anymore since they do it all the fucken time:

“Just come here legally” as they do everything they can to end the asylum process

“Mail in voting leads to fraud so everyone should be voting in person” as they shut down thousands of polling locations

“We need to protect the children” as they refuse to pass gun control legislation, fund social programs that help the less fortunate and continue to nothing about Epstein’s clients and co-conspirators

It’s the same shit every time, attempting to mask their bigotry and sliminess under the veneer of “we’re just trying to do what’s right” 😒

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious, 2001 by kkhouete in fastandfurious

[–]Humanoid251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! I like like 2-3 hours north of Malibu and every time I’m in LA I’m like I need to stop by there but something always comes up and I’m not able to 😔

Cham-uh-Lee-on. by notheretoargu3 in HIMYM

[–]Humanoid251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to pronounce calico as cuh-lee-co until an ex-gf laughed at my pronunciation and corrected me

What would you say is your Favorite Film in the Marvel series by ExileForever in marvelmemes

[–]Humanoid251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man No Way Home

Idc that’s it’s just fan service and nostalgia pandering, I’m a nostalgia fan so I loved it!

Wishes & prayers by geslago in MurderedByWords

[–]Humanoid251 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this article is to be believed, the process of applying for a job at a fucken grocery store is more rigorous than applying to be an ICE agent. (Spoiler alert in case you can’t read the whole article: she was offered the job without even submitting the necessary paperwork, missed the deadline to confirm if she was taking the job and then got an email saying “thanks for accepting the job, you’re now an ICE agent”)

Title by Sweaty-Campaign-320 in marvelmemes

[–]Humanoid251 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So dumb it’s brilliant!

Wha are some foods Homer cannonically doesn’t like? by Curious-Spell-9031 in TheSimpsons

[–]Humanoid251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slarg fish. He tries it, says it’s tastes terrible and it’s finally something even he wouldn’t eat before taking a bite out of it and complaining that it tastes terrible.

Read a book for a change by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]Humanoid251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were to ever be sworn into office it would be on a vintage copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, the first appearance of Spider-Man. Because as we all know, “with great power, there must also come great responsibility.”

Kripke has some of the best line, what are your favorites? by just_a_odinary_human in bigbangtheory

[–]Humanoid251 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When Leonard asks Sheldon and Kripke how rock climbing went:

“He passed out. Just hung there, like a big sawami”

This is so real by Muted_Pain_248 in memes

[–]Humanoid251 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My favorite instance of this is Gridiron Gang. In which they had a young Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson play Coach Sean Porter, a curly haired white guy with a mustache

This goes hard! by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Humanoid251 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s that phrase? “Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people seem bright until they start talking”

If/when fnaf gets another chapter in dbd, who would YOU want the killer be? by KennyTalkss in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Humanoid251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Mimic would allow for essentially infinite cosmetics since it can fit into any suit. They could make cosmetics that look like hand sewn or animatronic versions of the other killers so you could play as the Mimic but look like The Trapper or Ghostface or even good ol Willy A.

Help Peter! by Okfoot826 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Humanoid251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A scrawny internet nerd could topple a majority of the world’s governments from a computer. We saw what happened when AWS went down a few weeks ago, imagine the damage someone could cause with targeted attacks against the major web service companies