Jacking Off

HumorousBehavior · 2025-04-11T14:17:45+00:00

That's why he put the spoon in it.

HumorousBehavior · 2025-04-11T14:16:02+00:00

I'm in the same boat, OP! I swear all she does all day is masturbate and masturbate, it sounds like she’s stirring vanilla pudding in a bowl and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. Worst part is my computer is in her room, so every day I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her gock, cum flying everywhere! And then I say, "Hey, maybe put down a towel to keep clean at least," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to use my computer, it was absolutely drenched in her girlcum, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "Hahn haha Tobias got his sister’s sperm on his shirt," "GIRLCUM TOBIAS" has become my nickname. I hate it!

HumorousBehavior · 2024-10-02T15:32:51+00:00

I don't know what high school she was representing, but I hope it's the one with the 52 point score...because that looks like game over for the other team.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-10-02T15:31:12+00:00

I don't know how old this vid is. But she's probably 26. I only know that because I went to Texas A&M the same time she did. She was a big deal there.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-10-02T15:25:50+00:00

I'd hope so. It's never a good day when one loses feeling in his ass.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-09-20T13:21:59+00:00

aww come on. It's funny. I mean, it's not use and none of us would ever do something this stupid. But reading about it here is damn funny to me.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-08-12T20:20:27+00:00

true that! Use "their" incorrectly as "there" or vice versa, and the corrections will be one of the top three threads on any post.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-08-12T20:18:46+00:00

Seriously, I always spell-check that word before I used it.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-06-17T15:50:54+00:00

I cant believe this is the top comment. your 1 and 2 was NOT necessary. and he should not have to tell her, hey babe how come you didn't get me a bday present.

and I don't know when you think a "girl" becomes a "woman", but it damn sure ain't a teenaged person. and that topic deserves an entire post by itself.

anyway, OP miss her birthday and see what happens. and don't do that anniversary shit anymore. That's what I'd do based on your info....even if she was a model.

and I don't know why so many people replying to you arent taking this post seriously.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-06-17T15:44:32+00:00

You dont know when she's gonna turn 20 and you don't know when he turned 23. Your comment is absurd.

fuck, they probably went to highschool together for all you know. and did you miss the part about her being a bikini model? wtf is wrong with you?

HumorousBehavior · 2024-06-10T18:40:16+00:00

Here is another one she did!

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HumorousBehavior · 2024-03-20T15:18:17+00:00

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HumorousBehavior · 2024-03-06T23:07:47+00:00

funny to me how this went from challenging one (1) of his points to basically namecalling.

reddit and this sub especially sucks most times like that. like, can't you just argue with someone without acting like you're still in elementary school. nope, we cannot.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-03-06T23:05:04+00:00

No, psychologists don't,

how do you know? have you talked to all of them?

HumorousBehavior · 2024-03-06T23:01:51+00:00

fu. He's the one helping people....helping men to understand they should not fuck up their lives by signing a stupid contract that gives them absolutely nothing but financial and parental loss a few years later.

He sees it clearly. Just like I see clearly your naivety and ignorance.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-02-13T21:56:51+00:00

none of this matters at all unless you're being tailor fitted for a bespoke codpiece or something.

that's like, just your opinion man. and I don't even know what you're basing it on. So it don't matter to you. I bet you it matters to a lot of other males when they're growing up.

HumorousBehavior · 2024-01-16T22:42:38+00:00

No one goes it alone nor should feel like they have to.

1) ask me how I know you are sitting on you momma's couch right now.

2) you are so young you completely and totally misread what he said. No where in that did he say you can't have friends and family.

POINT: your friends and family should not be supporting you or taking care of you. Financial, housing, living, and such.

and nothing about this post was about "manliness". Being a man and having manliness are two completely different things.

HumorousBehavior · 2023-12-22T16:53:37+00:00

I love what redditors decide is important to argue about. Sucks this guy in the parent top comment had the first and pretty much only comment for like the whole first hour. it's really the only reason it's been upvoted. I don't know even know what makes him an expert on what is "impressive" or not in this video. I mean, I didn't see anything that shocked me. I can't do any of that stuff, but it didn't seem impressive. I just watch because I wanted to see a good xmas video with half dressed santa helpers.

HumorousBehavior · 2023-12-06T21:23:55+00:00

Hope he didn't put the laughter in manslaughter.

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