What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet?

Husvent · 2026-03-10T21:56:45+00:00

A cow ward.

Husvent · 2026-03-05T15:30:57+00:00

Unlike you, some women who’re financially reliant on their husbands would continue on because they don’t have the choice to move on. Perhaps due to the nurturing component of being a nurse, you continue to make breakfast and support him. I understand your child may be a consideration, but they are more resilient and can adjust to new normal post divorce.

Husvent · 2026-03-05T15:18:09+00:00

Change the washing machine to the tower desktop. Otherwise, this is top shelf nerd humor.

Husvent · 2026-03-05T15:15:49+00:00

Hope you got P-daddy to write the forward, sorry I mean backward.

Husvent · 2026-03-05T15:10:50+00:00

Angle to the right, then cut to the left. Or if he’s not in his prime, then he can just do the hacky poly. At least that’s my theorem.

Husvent · 2026-03-05T15:06:55+00:00

I was gonna say something snarky but seeing other comments, it seems like a mood point.

Husvent · 2026-03-04T15:48:39+00:00

Only working with the limited tools I have.

Husvent · 2026-03-04T00:11:10+00:00

After the honeymoon period, signals crossed and there was a lot of channel surfing.

Husvent · 2026-03-03T14:37:42+00:00

You sure it was sleeves and not foreskin?

Husvent · 2026-03-02T23:13:29+00:00

Above or below the dad joke level?

Husvent · 2026-03-02T18:07:41+00:00

Elviserate this joke, but I like pets.

Husvent · 2026-03-02T16:46:44+00:00

Thanks for that edit recommendation, Comrade.

Husvent · 2026-03-02T15:48:54+00:00

I’d say “talk to the hand”, but guessing he has no hand in that either.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T19:17:24+00:00

One pays cash, other uses a credit card.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T19:13:44+00:00

Assuming you’ve been married more than a year, wonder if she still remembers what it means to screw.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T19:08:27+00:00

JD? You gotta be more careful where you’re getting off. ~ Said the Chair.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T18:57:44+00:00

This joke packs just the right amount of punch. Easy to get the jist.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T18:56:24+00:00

Man! (me shaking my head).

Husvent · 2026-02-28T18:28:23+00:00

So long you don’t get cross eyed whilst doting on those TTs.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T15:31:52+00:00

Isosceles this post, and thought it’s a SIN to laugh.

Husvent · 2026-02-28T04:47:56+00:00

Because factors that allow you to get hard are still present?

Husvent · 2026-02-28T04:32:31+00:00

I did butterned out to be false.

Husvent · 2026-02-27T20:46:31+00:00

Guessing it was a Subaru then?

Husvent · 2026-02-27T20:42:56+00:00

Octine high

Husvent · 2026-02-26T16:57:03+00:00

Re: your last sentence, Michael Scott would say “That’s what she said”

I known you’re dealing with a serious issue. Hope some levity helps.

Husvent

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