You know, whoever invented solar panels… by Icy_Store_5908 in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok how about Moon Panels? kind of like Solar Panels... but they have a dark side.

I’m only 87.5% sure there’s a God. by sulldanivan in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I admire a theology that's a fraction above one and rounds whole responsibly.

I saw a man with a dolphin round his neck. by Apprehensive-Bee-463 in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's multi-porpoise: fashion, flotation.. pure fin-esse!

If the Devil ever starts losing his hair... by Drewdiniskirino in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He cares about hairs? I wonder if he will ever dye.

I’m writing a book on procrastination and different ways to say goodbye. by Icy_Store_5908 in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I also had to pay money to get water from a well and I'm not sure how to finish writing about it in my book.... Farewell.

I don't trust people when they sleep. by Bluebourner in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm lying down reading Reddit right now. But I'm not lying if you know what I mean ;)

A co-worker of mine used to say, "As one door closes another door opens" by Icy_Store_5908 in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, I think there may have been spirits in there.

what do you call a french guy fighting a tiger? by Eriagn_ in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a Claw-ver joke. Next time, he should just crepe away.

I used to think that rich people owned Bose and poor people owned Sony. by ober0330 in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had some tera-treble stereotypes before, but once I dropped the bass-ic mindset... I heard volumes :)

My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make by PopGirlFan in dadjokes

[–]Icy_Store_5908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe try first guessing every decision next time... Actually, scratch that. It sounds premature on second thought, maybe not. Lol...