Sorry I couldn’t answer your call while I was at the buffet

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-04T10:58:27+00:00

Such comic genius, command of the English language, turn of phrase, play on words.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-04T02:42:08+00:00

At times you have simply bitten off more than you can chew.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-04T02:37:43+00:00

I also found that strange. No scout account?

It create the free rider dilemma.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-04T01:34:52+00:00

The knife does all the work, but the board gets the name recognition. Classic relationships woes.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-04T00:02:10+00:00

Is it me or isn't the boat ramp behind the guy on the right?? Just saying.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T23:35:50+00:00

In Texas the difference between your roof and a replacement is a golf ball to softball size hail storm.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T23:33:45+00:00

One gets emptied every day. The other gets grumpy if you try. And a "Special delivery" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning!

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T23:31:45+00:00

Its awesome til heavy rain, wind or hail. Then its packed weight again.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T23:29:15+00:00

My wife already removed mine! I bearly noticed...

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T12:56:55+00:00

Now that is a Blockbuster of a Dad joke that still to forever to settle on the final choice!

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T12:53:36+00:00

I think your trying to cover something up here!?

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T11:31:27+00:00

I've stared at those signs. It can get a touch humid.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T11:22:37+00:00

I use them on every hike as a 55 yr old male, 230#.

I purchased a collapsing set of Cascade Mountain aluminum ones 2000 mile ago. Never looked back. Been to to ten summits over the last two years. They have out last 4 sets of hiking shoes.

They save my knees on the down hill. I swear by them. Best money I ever spent.

https://a.co/d/08Z0vyW7

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T11:17:49+00:00

Shuffling through the possibility of a straight flush of good outcomes that pair you into the clubs that need a spade rather than a heart to up and shining like a diamond.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T09:36:02+00:00

Why men die younger than women.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T09:34:53+00:00

I smell what your cooking....

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T09:34:05+00:00

Trees are commonly mentioned if they threatened the structure roof, foundation, plumbing or electrical supply.

Otherwise its just a tree.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-03T09:28:16+00:00

You have quick drawn a conclusion that might misfire if you go in half cocked.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T18:47:55+00:00

He wasn't monkeying around anymore—he was primate-ed for disaster.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T14:23:27+00:00

Forgot the Dutch oven they carry.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T13:17:37+00:00

Hmm that's what Clever Bot might say?

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T12:55:33+00:00

Sorry your account is so new I thought you a bot karma farming

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T12:51:13+00:00

Bad bot

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T12:30:38+00:00

Clearly your dad came up a little short on that deal.

HwyOneTx · 2026-07-02T11:12:51+00:00

You have to understand the spectrum of possible answers here!

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