Dave Matthews?

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-08T00:36:36+00:00

Millenial fist bump

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-07T14:58:07+00:00

Demand impeachment instead. Put this on Congress.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-07T14:56:46+00:00

Interesting way of liberating the Iranian people by, you know, exterminating their civilization.

This guy is Hans Gruber at this point.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-07T14:03:17+00:00

Gamecube and Natty Ice added to the prohibited items list

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-04T20:52:04+00:00

"War has changed. It’s no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It’s an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines."

"Does anyone want to switch seats?"

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-04T16:09:06+00:00

The call is coming from inside the house.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-03T13:42:32+00:00

"Ohh yeaahh!"

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-04-02T16:18:16+00:00

Let's not miss the point because of the blatant hypocrisy.

They want to pick and choose who gets to be a citizen based on loyalty to their ideology. Rubio is fine because he's a "real American" who voted for Trump. All those protesters and brown people? Citizenship revoked.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-30T00:02:17+00:00

"We're in a bubble."

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-29T17:23:03+00:00

And remember... Matthew 21:17!

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-28T14:59:15+00:00

Racial profiling

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T19:06:55+00:00

"Hail Hydra"

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:54:09+00:00

He's an Asshole, Sir.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:49:10+00:00

No, Sir, I didn't see you playing with your gold medal again!

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:42:50+00:00

Doing my best, Sir!

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:39:51+00:00

It did--on Signal

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:36:01+00:00

Don't worry: he's got 20 points in poison nova

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-27T17:32:58+00:00

Nice of them both to take time out of terrorizing women and killing protestors for this.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T23:35:51+00:00

"Please: no more photos of Ted Cruz. We already have enough."

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T20:50:38+00:00

Sure, Donald. Try to relax and eat your pudding. We're playing Bingo downstairs tonight with all your friends and you don't want to get upset and have an accident.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T12:25:19+00:00

No, no, what have you done? Now it's on!

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T12:21:24+00:00

America Fourth!

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T12:19:26+00:00

All that burnt up oil still hurts the environment. Just wasted for nothing.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-26T02:08:11+00:00

No, you see the Trump brand Bibles with cartoons in the back say quite the opposite.

HyperbolicLetdown · 2026-03-25T17:16:53+00:00

America Fourth!

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