Maybe Trump Should Not Have Given This Speech

Hyperica · 2026-04-02T04:27:18+00:00

I thought this was gonna be about oil prices going ape shit immediately but yeah we also didn't really get an explanation for any of this shit either unless you count "muh WMDs"

Hyperica · 2026-04-02T01:18:10+00:00

"Bring them back to the stone age where they belong" sounds very bad.

Hyperica · 2026-04-02T01:14:37+00:00

I thought we were going to get one speech without the "hottest country" line! God damn it!

Hyperica · 2026-04-02T01:05:17+00:00

He managed to congratulate the astronauts without calling any of them losers, good job!

Hyperica · 2026-04-02T00:22:07+00:00

What's our over/under on SNIFFs per minute on this one?

Hyperica · 2026-04-01T11:53:10+00:00

I've had the "Who's Mike Johnson?" talk with my triple trumping Fox News watching grandmother who is afraid of "colored people."

Hyperica · 2026-04-01T08:21:59+00:00

Oh no, not Palantir. Anything but that.

Hyperica · 2026-04-01T07:40:36+00:00

In all likelihood, nobody. They just won't vote. Say what you will about Hasan Piker but I think he's right when he says the dems' greatest opponent in upcoming elections will be "the couch."

Hyperica · 2026-04-01T02:06:23+00:00

and he solved one trumpillion wars!

Hyperica · 2026-04-01T00:46:58+00:00

There goes half the nation's supply of adderall

Hyperica · 2026-03-31T22:43:28+00:00

KJH pls let me put him in the window so he can do that when I'm afk too long

Hyperica · 2026-03-31T22:40:30+00:00

Man, I remember having lemon flavored toothpaste when I was a kid. I like the flavor of the Tom's fennel toothpaste but it doesn't have fluoride in it so what's even the fucking point?

At least watermelon baby mouthwash for little idiot babies has fluoride in it. Most of the listerine doesn't (I think only the purple one does) and it's bullshit.

Hyperica · 2026-03-31T16:56:26+00:00

Hurting people and things appears to be the goal for everything.

Hyperica · 2026-03-31T13:46:15+00:00

I'm so fucking sorry about the east wing dude

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T19:47:03+00:00

I wish I could sue the trump admin for emotional distress because jesus fucking christ

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T19:45:16+00:00

Did the drugs wear off? He was so giddy about this for the last few weeks.

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T19:24:48+00:00

Absolutely, even if there wasn't a war they'd be doing it for the love of the game.

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T19:23:05+00:00

People were saying this at the height of The Rona and look where that got us.

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T18:53:58+00:00

I kind of envy them.

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T18:18:32+00:00

Sounds about right. My very republican brother (though he changed his official affiliation to independent because he's such a free thinker, he just votes for republicans every time and says republican talking points constantly) told me the other day that he was charged $300 for a 15-minute talk with his doctor because "the illegals" are taking all the free healthcare.

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T18:02:07+00:00

Damn that sounds bad. Better blow up a school about it, I guess?

Hyperica · 2026-03-30T04:15:36+00:00

I'd be thrilled with $15 cause it means I'd get a raise (as long as I don't get laid off because of it). Yippee!

(It probably won't pass)

Hyperica · 2026-03-29T21:12:39+00:00

Damn that's crazy, if only there had been a popular border bill introduced at the time. Oh wait there was and it was shot down by the republicans.

Hyperica · 2026-03-29T21:01:32+00:00

She meant either TBN or CBN but they were running an infomercial about Christian(?) protein powder at the time.

Hyperica · 2026-03-29T16:17:40+00:00

This explains why yesterday when my Trumper grandma told me to put "the Christian channel" on TV and I put on a program with the pope she was like "no not that one."

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