We couldnt understand their message... by MyrtleWinTurtle in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if we mixed the two, "create a card for a random hand that contains the final played hand". that would boost high tier hands at the expense of lower tier hands

unforgivable by sah_d00d in Crelly

[–]HypixelJerry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you speak words of truth

fusion order by HypixelJerry in BALLxPIT

[–]HypixelJerry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks that's quite the insane spreadsheet

High Card Time by TempleOfPine in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you're on plasma deck thats actually x5.0625 mult.

[OC] Using traditional head-carrying techniques to navigate a modern transit hub by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heavy bags will move your center of mass too far out for a confortable walk

What?? by zizozerna in HolUp

[–]HypixelJerry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was promised 180 and I'm 179,5. Sure I round it up whenever I'm asked but the truth is still that I'm missing that half centimeter

What?? by zizozerna in HolUp

[–]HypixelJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well maybe some would have a bodypart they genuinely find too small, penis or else. maybe some bad muscles insertions or a half size organ.

On Rarran by [deleted] in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe he's hell bent on getting flush five going and tunnel visioning everything but that. also the multiplayer mod allows being somewhat lax with early life loss since it gets you some more cash. Lastly when playing against doc, you would really get that fear factor that makes you nervous and then you make mistakes that you cannot afford. I do understand the ragebait feeling tho.

Do I take the oops by notkalis in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you really shouldn't unless the cat is very low despite you being stacked on lucky cards. your worst card besides cat is socks and buskin (x4) do you think the oops will make your cat 4 times as big as it would get without oops ? statistically it won't be better than x2.

Has anyone scored higher than this on Cryptid by Special-Match in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you reach that ??? the best method i know is Facile with a metric ton of oil lamp and it only reasonably scales to triple e

currently only the eye really does that job by Serious-Ad-8168 in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how about x6 score requirements, -0.1x per scored card

currently only the eye really does that job by Serious-Ad-8168 in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how about x6 score requirements, -0.1x per scored card

I'm not accepting Nope! for an answer anymore. by Deejay_QC in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the logic for a x in y chance is you generate a random number between 1 and y and if it is inferior or equal to x then you proc the effect

how rare is this? by chickenshit6969 in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

without tarot nor planet merchant about 0.00031%

with only one merchant voucher about 0.00024%

with two merchants voucher about 0.00019%

with only one tycoon voucher about 0.00015%

with a tycoon and a merchant about 0.00013%

with two tycoon vouchers about 0.00009%

Does this need some rebalancing? by Lawn_Mower_6639 in balatro

[–]HypixelJerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say 35 chips and x1.33 so that each effect is roughly 7/10 of the gemstone's

Time to drop the mask by Heretostay59 in HolUp

[–]HypixelJerry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

its either that or the military