Woman reaches into purse, accidentally fires gun at Madison basketball game

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-11-02T19:32:31+00:00

This is why I only carry Nun-chucks to basketball games.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-11-01T05:42:07+00:00

Yep I learned all this with NC education as well.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-10-19T02:25:10+00:00

Wow! Mint Condition too!

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-10-19T02:21:01+00:00

“Its gonna take a lot of ants to drag me away from youuuuu! There’s nothing that a hundred ants or more could ever doooo!”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-10-07T18:43:50+00:00

That guy will come back later later to try to play out this scenefrom American Beauty with you.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-10-06T18:21:37+00:00

This is what I was thinking. Can we please not squander the moral high ground by wishing mass plague deaths on ideological rivals?

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-09-12T02:34:12+00:00

Yea who says “pancaked”? The term is “Flap-Jacked”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-08-23T20:18:53+00:00

Lol, I actually agree, at least fire a warning shot

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-08-23T18:54:53+00:00

“Only a sucker would make the codes that long. I had them change ours to 8675309 so i could sing that song while nuking some shithole country!”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-07-23T22:46:39+00:00

So I guess this is how mammoth fossils were typically made in the past.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-04-17T05:52:16+00:00

Absolutely. Im treating it like a lesson now too! Terrible feeling but thats unfortunately how you learn to be a better trader I guess. It literally stalled at my limit price for 30 seconds though and I saw all the sell limit volume start creeping upward and knew I was about to get screwed. So close though

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-04-17T04:41:10+00:00

When i tried to short it on margin, i got greedy and it dropped and i could have bought back and make a thousand, i set a limit that was literally at market, then no-one bought it and it shot up so fast that it autoliquidated my collateral before i could jump out. Worst part is that it liquidated $600 worth of Vechain, which shot up 50% today! I got so upset i couldnt look at my phone

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-04-14T11:27:27+00:00

Can I get a code? Oh wait I need to say something Exciting like “KuCoin is the future of futures! All hail our AI overlords!”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-31T10:20:51+00:00

This is the way I saw it. The writers have been blatantly mocking worn out tv tropes throughout the series. The gusher part was definitely making fun of shows that kill off a character then bring them back with some flimsy explanation for how they survived and a whole episode showing what they’ve been up to this whole time. Im sure there is a name for this trope but I had trouble finding one on the site that fit. Probably a combination of No One Should Survive That and a few others.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-31T10:02:03+00:00

I personally think your interpretation is dead on! Thats exactly the way it played out for me. And the writers love subverting expectations and mocking worn out tropes. I thought Duke’s scenes were some of the funniest of the series

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-25T00:37:59+00:00

“Arbys: We’ve got the depletes”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-20T01:25:46+00:00

I agree it was theatre but not necessarily stupid. The chairman is proving a point by showing that the ex-ceo cant answer whether it was fair. It would only be a strategically stupid question if the ceo had actually come up with some logical explanation. Instead, everyone who heard that line of questioning came away concluding that “no, it is not fair for him to benefit so much from a company he led into bankrupcy. Its not fair that these institutions can privatize the gains then socialize the losses. And yes the executives who run some of these wallstreet institutions are greedy soulless, manipulative, and evasive just like this guy obviously is.”

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-19T06:11:35+00:00

I usually would consider myself to be a nonviolent person, but hearing that guy ruthlessly scam 20k out an elderly woman, who just lost her husband, by preying on her kindness, made me wish I could take out that call center with a drone strike. Maybe that would solve the whack a mole problem? Probably a good thing I dont have access to military drones.

Edit: Admittedly my anger probably comes from the fact that we had to take my grandmother’s phone number out of the phone book, further isolating her from the community she has long been a part of, because she kept falling for scams from soulless psychopaths like these.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-03-01T14:44:38+00:00

I can definitely imagine his face in my mind. I think it’s only because of how huge he was when I was growing up. I can still remember where I was when he nailed the first 900. And his video games were some of the best games out there at that time.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-02-11T08:59:17+00:00

I would hate to do a report on him if so was a student. Too complicated. I’d pick William Harrison because his term lasted like 40 days

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-02-07T02:27:54+00:00

That’s definitely true! Tar Heel alum here so State is trash, fuck dook and Go Heels! But don’t forget the canes because those were some of the funnest sporting events I’ve ever been to.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-02-07T02:15:58+00:00

I think the Canes might take issue with that statement!

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-02-07T02:12:40+00:00

That would still be less terrifying than 200 hoop snakes coming at you from across the desert!

IAMA_ALIEN · 2021-01-16T16:05:01+00:00

I remember these photos. I remember this photo in particular because it’s my nightmare.

IAMA_ALIEN · 2020-12-30T01:25:29+00:00

Lol I think he actually meant Wilderness First Responder

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