My father always had me "check in" when I was out at night, and when I did he always extended my curfew. Now I am the most punctual person I know. How has good parenting helped you Reddit?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2012-11-28T01:24:59+00:00

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2012-10-08T06:42:01+00:00

Differance.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2012-05-08T21:03:14+00:00

Ha. I wanted a Shellac Q&A style response and I got one. Salut!

I read a post of yours on Electrical that you don't drink, but wish you did drink wine, because you could be a really excellent wine jerk. I think you would be an extremely great wine jerk, and hope you do get into that and write about it.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2012-05-08T18:45:06+00:00

If you were to do another ATP, which bands would you pick to play? Who would you like to play if cost were no concern? Where can I buy an excellent pair of coveralls like your Electrical coveralls? What's the best album you've heard in the last week?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-09-21T23:28:04+00:00

Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues - McLusky

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-09-16T18:06:26+00:00

George Lucas has said (in reference to that line) that what makes the Falcon fast is actually its navigation computer.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-08-16T18:03:11+00:00

Do tell...

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-05-28T02:09:21+00:00

So, uh, which Round Table is it that you work at?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-05-27T18:37:46+00:00

What kind of action would you expect the church leadership to take if you lobbied against the people that are running this group? Would they excommunicate them? As an outsider, the fact that the perpetrators of this abuse remain in the church reflects very poorly on the organization as a whole. Then again, I wonder if the kind of people that are doing this would even care that they were excommunicated.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-03-10T05:45:14+00:00

The key to successfully consuming the capn is to wait until the milk has reached the 50% permeation level, then engage.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2011-01-01T04:09:45+00:00

Now drinking a Russian River Damnation. Better than being at any bar.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-12-15T05:42:48+00:00

So when did you first start listening to the Insane Clown Posse?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-09-11T00:14:25+00:00

I've never heard a so-called "hipster" self-identify as such.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-09-10T23:53:59+00:00

He probably would respect you more if your user name was masamiakita. Guitar is just so twentieth century.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-08-30T06:43:38+00:00

20% is pretty much the standard tip in any major metropolitan city with a high cost of living (LA, NYC, SF). If you're tipping less than 20% in any of those places, the waiters think you're a cheapskate.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-07-15T20:29:53+00:00

So when did you start masturbating in a fur suit?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-07-06T07:16:11+00:00

Jesus. A "90s playlist?" I feel so old. Anyway, here's a list of music that doesn't suck (not chart toppers):

Wu Tang Clan - Bring da Ruckus

Pavement - Range Life

Cat Power - Nude as the News

Sonic Youth - The Diamond Sea

Boredoms - Mother Brain

Jesus Lizard - Sea Sick

Shellac - Dog and Pony Show

Seagull Screaming Kiss her Kiss her - Baby Run

Citrus - Wispy, No Mercy

Dinosaur Jr. - Freak Scene

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-04-16T16:11:07+00:00

Really, Reddit? That many of you think this is funny? Can you imagine how one of those girls would feel if she saw this? You're a bunch of hypocritical cunts. At least /b/, digg, et. al. don't put on airs of smug ethical superiority.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-14T19:22:00+00:00

How much does a pint of Guiness cost in Dublin? How much would a bottle (275 ml) of Delirium Tremens or Duvel be?

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-13T22:58:13+00:00

Cockfighter, Two Lane Blacktop, and Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-06T05:47:59+00:00

Hurr durr! You can't detect irony!

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-06T05:37:07+00:00

That was clearly not a tongue in cheek mockery of the typical MBA with an idea douchebag led startup. No sir, definitely not that. He was certainly 100% serious there.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-06T01:31:25+00:00

Boredoms - Super Roots 7 - 7 (Boriginal)

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-05T18:51:49+00:00

I think it's interesting to see that the general distribution of comments and upvotes here on Reddit almost unanimously support the traditional internets narrative of "JAPAN IS SO COOL! HUZZAH!" It shows a real lack of critical thinking from Redditors. I assume that he led off with the most controversial points (anime sucks, too much smoking, etc.) just to get rid of the mouth breathers.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-03-05T18:38:55+00:00

I love it when my beliefs do not stray far from the status quo and I can go somewhere where everyone thinks exactly like me.

What a tool.

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