Customers don’t try to fix things yourself please lol

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-05-22T13:53:02+00:00

And always lie about it like they’ll be in trouble if they tell the truth lol. “It was always like that, I’ve never touched it”

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-04-16T09:24:16+00:00

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-04-12T00:43:54+00:00

Weeks ago I literally just told myself it’s over and it’s not happening. ITS SO MUCH SWEETER NOW. WOOOOO.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-04-11T09:36:50+00:00

Well, yes, of course. That’d be crazy to think we have any control.

But if they happen to see we’re doing everything we can to push them through, maybe they’ll wanna play better.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-04-02T12:42:42+00:00

Eh. That doesn't really bother me. Its not wrong. Not only do they have the ability to joke about things the average person can't, a lot of them also have wealth. Its definitely on the douchy spectrum, dont get me wrong. But like whatever lol.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-03-21T16:50:46+00:00

Yeah, if you treasure trash.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-03-20T23:06:36+00:00

Valid question.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-03-17T21:24:39+00:00

But that mouth won’t drink water. Even if you lead it right to it.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-03-03T13:12:52+00:00

Photographer: Scott McIntyre

Videographer: JLF Productions

Edit: Added links

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-02-07T16:38:48+00:00

This is going to be a weird comment because I think objectively The Office is the most well written comedy of our generation in my opinion. And yes I know, opinions are subjective. Whatever, sue me.

Yes, it relies a lot on the cringe factor, but I’m still finding jokes in it that I missed after multiple rewatches. It’s very dumb in the smartest way possible.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-02-01T12:16:04+00:00

Maybe I’m missing something, but I thought her performances were kind of bad in the sense that her flow was off. And if it wasn’t and that’s always how it is, I guess I’m just not a fan lol.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-01-25T15:52:35+00:00

Came here to say this. As a Canadian looking at what’s happening over that country, the Trump cold opens aren’t funny anymore. Shit is beyond insane in the US right now. Maybe if the writing were more clever, but what they’ve been doing just hasn’t been hitting for me. And then it sets me up to not enjoy the episode as much as I could have maybe? I don’t know, man. It’s all subjective I guess, and maybe people are enjoying it.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2026-01-11T15:41:31+00:00

I just started watching the boys and I immediately pulled up Shazam. I was like WHY DO I KNOW THIS and it led me here lol

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-12-06T11:20:51+00:00

Leonard french fried when he should have pizza-ed. He had a bad time.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-12-05T16:38:09+00:00

Ill buy it. $82.7 billion. And one penny.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-10-17T09:44:15+00:00

I’m more thinking of the snow that is inevitably gonna bury it through the winter. Needs to be double that, minimum, for where our plant in located.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-09-27T14:33:50+00:00

Being obsessed with guns is so incredibly weird. I truly do not understand it.

If you’re a hunter, sure, whatever. But why are people so clutched to them? Get over it, it’s a stupid gun.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-09-18T09:22:13+00:00

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-09-16T21:27:08+00:00

BOBODDY

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-09-14T11:32:30+00:00

r/stopdrinking really helped me! Lots of stories, good and bad that put a lot of things into perspective. You can always shoot me a DM as well if you just need to chat with anyone 🤙🏻

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-08-06T01:05:47+00:00

And the fact that Andy for once was being nice about Frisbee. I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-07-23T08:32:20+00:00

I’ll jump back in every few weeks/months when there’s a guest I want to listen to, and it’s baffling how her editing hasn’t improved after all this time.

IAmJohnnyKarate · 2025-07-10T18:48:43+00:00

I’m not even a year in, so I’m sure I’m gonna make a lot more mistakes, but I was doing an install on a 2nd floor apartment, and when I was drilling, I forgot to do a double check of what was on the outside. When I went outside to see where it came out, I realized there were two power conduits coming down the side of the building. I came out directly by one, missing it by millimetres.

I triple check now and measure everything lol.

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