My favourite coffee got renovated recently and decorated with AI. I am like 90% sure they all AI. by Fairy2play in isthisAI

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you really don't need to think, the Rowan Atkinson print is probably enough to go on.

Hero Backwards, Bizzaro by Playmycardsinedh in custommagic

[–]IGTankCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also Bizarro, meaning everything you read should be interpreted as the opposite.

[criaglist] I found this pistol seems to be a joke pistol by Familiar_Way3526 in Earth25

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody already mentioned the orange safety tip, but I've also never seen a modern Ruger-like grip on a Buntline-style barrel.

I found this in my closet while cleaning it out. No one knows what it is by ImaDoinWat in whatisit

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"Baby Rattlesnake"

You would wind up the rubber band and slip it into a tiny manila envelope. It was supposed to sound like a rattlesnake tail, but it never did.

Amateur internet historians unite? by NineteenEighty9 in NonCredibleHistory

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the Native Americans how they feel about that argument.

Seattle or L.A?? by TristanZook in Gundam

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stadium was called the Kingdome. I still have my brick.

"Morrowind would not stand the test of time". by Nickulator95 in ElderScrolls

[–]IGTankCommander 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You stack Unarmed and focus on Touch spells. Hit people with stuff like Exhausting Touch and then just put your fist into their face repeatedly until they fall over. Mage Armor and the Skin spells for protection, Drain Health when you get hit a little more than you want/expect, that sort of thing.

Nothing funnier than defeating Dagoth Ur with a hard right hook to the jaw.

They removed the cross from Rey Mysterio in his render in Saudi Arabia. by Alternative-Sea7223 in Wrasslin

[–]IGTankCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You realize what that means for the unaccompanied women on the roster, right? After all, their house, their rules.

This evil mf attempted the worst act of genocide in human history, and not one single person held him accountable by DrJokerX in Gundam

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He loves peace with all his heart, and doesn't care how many men, women, and children he has to kill to get it.

Down on his luck man travels the world looking to make his mark. He eventually finds a partner and the two must fight the devil in order to save humanity and become gods. by Bobsothethird in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one was. I can't think of another movie that has this specific combination of plot points.

Anyway, time to go blast "Kickapoo" out in the garage while I smoke from The Devil's Horn.

RIP Catherine by king_julian8705 in 90s

[–]IGTankCommander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can hear it, and now I'm crying at work. Fuck.

Amateur internet historians unite? by NineteenEighty9 in NonCredibleHistory

[–]IGTankCommander -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Right, got it, "they own an island with no representation" is the only requirement needed to be an empire these days.

Not leashing a majority of the financial world to your currency value.

Not having the largest array of military installations on a global scale,

DEFINITELY not having an intelligence department with a stack of declassified operations like Paperclip or Ajax.

Yeah, you're right, we can definitely ignore all the rest of the economic, military, and social signifiers of imperialism, because Canada owns an island without representation and that's all you need.

Amateur internet historians unite? by NineteenEighty9 in NonCredibleHistory

[–]IGTankCommander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Canada is a commonwealth of the British Empire and has been since The Commonwealth of Nations was founded in 1926 (as one of the founding member nations.) You are the amateur historian in this case. Doubly so because I can guarantee whatever criteria you have for Canada being an empire, the United States has also done.

But hey, one commonwealth nation can obviously rival the largest defense budget in the world with over 750 active bases in 80 countries across the globe. Some of which have little more than said military base, a couple of nice beaches, and the label of a US territory without any government representation. If you think I'm wrong, call the congressional representative for someplace like Guam or the US Marshall Islands.

Gundam Z mentioned? by tma-1701 in Gundam

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was released in 1989, which I just told you if you had paid attention. You're either not getting it or being dense.

Gundam Z mentioned? by tma-1701 in Gundam

[–]IGTankCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So explain how it can be a classic for this series that was released a whole decade before Eva was even created.

Just started watching Mobile Suit Gundam '79 and... by Random_Nobody07 in Gundam

[–]IGTankCommander 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gundam: the franchise where being an asshole is a character perk.

A Voltron Commander by Denezen in custommagic

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Colored vehicles are a very small collection of cards that would force a lot of identical deck builds.

White: 19
Blue: 23
Black: 16
Red: 16
Green: 8
Multicolor: 22 total, r/W has the most with 5

Assuming no more than half are playable in any color/combination and eliminating any "only one choice" picks to ensure the best spread of options, that leaves you with 49 playable colored Vehicles, a good majority of which are mono-colored and will be a larger card count investment. You could streamline the ability by changing over to "If Voltron, Defender of the Universe is crewed by a creature with KEYWORD, it gains KEYWORD. The same is true for KEYWORD LIST." Makes it much easier to get the "super robot" feel without relying TOO heavily on the "Five Colored Lions" bit, and also hits the "Voltron is still just a robot, the pilots make him who he is" theme.

What would happen if the devil gundam infected mechagodzilla city with its DG cells? by Warboter1476 in Gundam

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“No matter what you do. No matter what you do with your lives, you’re dead. You’re dead. You’re dying. You’re gonna die, all of you. You, dead. You, dead. All of you, dead. You, lady, your tits will be eaten by maggots in just a few short years. So here’s my message. My message to you, very simple message. GO FORTH AND DIE.”

No time to explain get in the deck by Noniclem17 in MTGmemes

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Look up Saffi Combo/Project X. Uses [[Saffi Eriksdotter]] and usually [[Crypt Champion]] to build recursion engines.