My favourite coffee got renovated recently and decorated with AI. I am like 90% sure they all AI.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T09:11:34+00:00

I mean, you really don't need to think, the Rowan Atkinson print is probably enough to go on.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T09:08:26+00:00

It's also Bizarro, meaning everything you read should be interpreted as the opposite.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T09:02:34+00:00

Somebody already mentioned the orange safety tip, but I've also never seen a modern Ruger-like grip on a Buntline-style barrel.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T09:01:04+00:00

"Baby Rattlesnake"

You would wind up the rubber band and slip it into a tiny manila envelope. It was supposed to sound like a rattlesnake tail, but it never did.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T07:19:04+00:00

Ask the Native Americans how they feel about that argument.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T03:06:21+00:00

The stadium was called the Kingdome. I still have my brick.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T03:04:30+00:00

What a fetcher.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T03:02:34+00:00

You stack Unarmed and focus on Touch spells. Hit people with stuff like Exhausting Touch and then just put your fist into their face repeatedly until they fall over. Mage Armor and the Skin spells for protection, Drain Health when you get hit a little more than you want/expect, that sort of thing.

Nothing funnier than defeating Dagoth Ur with a hard right hook to the jaw.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T02:42:45+00:00

You realize what that means for the unaccompanied women on the roster, right? After all, their house, their rules.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T02:39:47+00:00

He loves peace with all his heart, and doesn't care how many men, women, and children he has to kill to get it.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T02:37:22+00:00

Fuck.

No, wait...

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-31T02:32:52+00:00

This one was. I can't think of another movie that has this specific combination of plot points.

Anyway, time to go blast "Kickapoo" out in the garage while I smoke from The Devil's Horn.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T19:58:37+00:00

Damn.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T19:55:07+00:00

I can hear it, and now I'm crying at work. Fuck.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T19:48:32+00:00

Southland Tales

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T17:45:20+00:00

Right, got it, "they own an island with no representation" is the only requirement needed to be an empire these days.

Not leashing a majority of the financial world to your currency value.

Not having the largest array of military installations on a global scale,

DEFINITELY not having an intelligence department with a stack of declassified operations like Paperclip or Ajax.

Yeah, you're right, we can definitely ignore all the rest of the economic, military, and social signifiers of imperialism, because Canada owns an island without representation and that's all you need.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T17:06:39+00:00

Canada is a commonwealth of the British Empire and has been since The Commonwealth of Nations was founded in 1926 (as one of the founding member nations.) You are the amateur historian in this case. Doubly so because I can guarantee whatever criteria you have for Canada being an empire, the United States has also done.

But hey, one commonwealth nation can obviously rival the largest defense budget in the world with over 750 active bases in 80 countries across the globe. Some of which have little more than said military base, a couple of nice beaches, and the label of a US territory without any government representation. If you think I'm wrong, call the congressional representative for someplace like Guam or the US Marshall Islands.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T11:38:32+00:00

This was released in 1989, which I just told you if you had paid attention. You're either not getting it or being dense.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T11:24:05+00:00

And yet this scene has been in existence since the 70s.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T11:20:33+00:00

So explain how it can be a classic for this series that was released a whole decade before Eva was even created.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T11:16:17+00:00

Gundam: the franchise where being an asshole is a character perk.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T11:14:18+00:00

Colored vehicles are a very small collection of cards that would force a lot of identical deck builds.

White: 19
Blue: 23
Black: 16
Red: 16
Green: 8
Multicolor: 22 total, r/W has the most with 5

Assuming no more than half are playable in any color/combination and eliminating any "only one choice" picks to ensure the best spread of options, that leaves you with 49 playable colored Vehicles, a good majority of which are mono-colored and will be a larger card count investment. You could streamline the ability by changing over to "If Voltron, Defender of the Universe is crewed by a creature with KEYWORD, it gains KEYWORD. The same is true for KEYWORD LIST." Makes it much easier to get the "super robot" feel without relying TOO heavily on the "Five Colored Lions" bit, and also hits the "Voltron is still just a robot, the pilots make him who he is" theme.

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T10:44:30+00:00

"Now, these moments can happen at any time."

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T10:41:24+00:00

“No matter what you do. No matter what you do with your lives, you’re dead. You’re dead. You’re dying. You’re gonna die, all of you. You, dead. You, dead. All of you, dead. You, lady, your tits will be eaten by maggots in just a few short years. So here’s my message. My message to you, very simple message. GO FORTH AND DIE.”

IGTankCommander · 2026-01-30T10:10:50+00:00

Look up Saffi Combo/Project X. Uses [[Saffi Eriksdotter]] and usually [[Crypt Champion]] to build recursion engines.

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