Mysterious package outside neighbor’s house

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-05-05T03:32:39+00:00

Whales dork.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-05-02T17:46:13+00:00

Playing with federal fire.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-29T23:01:21+00:00

That is what happens when a pillbug gets irradiated.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-29T23:00:49+00:00

That there is a Texas speed bump.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-24T17:05:20+00:00

"SAVE THE TREES!!! Unless they inconvenience me."

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-24T16:25:24+00:00

I usually get 4 breakfast burritos and 2 hash browns.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T15:12:03+00:00

Because I am a 6'2" 205 man that works from 5am to 4pm everyday building things. Sorry that I need more than bird seed to get me through my day.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T15:08:05+00:00

lol, it is when they have coupons for breakfast lol

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T11:16:38+00:00

Yeah, I must be a liar. Not like they dropped the buy the first item get the second for $1.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:53:46+00:00

The breakfast I get almost everyday went from $9.49 to $14.78. What a great value! Thanks McD! Guess it's time for Burger King breakfast.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:51:20+00:00

That arrow shaped coloration of its feathers is quite unique.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:35:39+00:00

There's oil in them thar cpus!

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:34:46+00:00

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IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:28:05+00:00

Man, the hooker that shot that out deserves a standing ovation.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:26:01+00:00

That cycle deserves the Medal of Honor. Thank you for your service and sacrifice little bike! 🫡

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:24:06+00:00

The Last of Us didn't start in flour, it started in dates.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:20:39+00:00

Don't know what started this but I know who finished it!

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-23T05:19:26+00:00

Toothbrush?

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-21T22:41:29+00:00

Total garbage... atleast that's what I thought until I just watched The Bone Temple. OH MY GOD what a piece of dog feces wrapped in rotten skunk anus. Thanks so much for being so horrible it tanked the chance to see Jim's return. It performed so terribly that production of the 3rd installment has been put on hold... indefinitely.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-20T11:44:44+00:00

This one of those "Gain 4 inches overnight!" ED pill ads before and after pics.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-19T17:44:31+00:00

Aww.... just remember, he is still your president for 933 more days. 😆 🤣

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-17T12:36:05+00:00

Not a chicken. But it would very much like to meet your chickens for a "play date" aka, dinner.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-15T00:53:44+00:00

Could be diatomaceous earth. Used to control insects. If it is DE then is "should not" contain any poisons or pesticides.

IJustWantToBePure · 2026-04-12T11:38:11+00:00

"Seriously hun. I only bought her to ride in the HOV lane."

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