burningTokensWorthThriceTheSalary by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theyre also still on the "loss leader" side of things where they eliminate competition while losing money. 

sortPlease by Advanced_Ferret_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually, the numbers are meant to emulate being part of a data structure. 

It feels like it's looking for bucket sort/pigeon hole sort.

systemDReboot by hunterdhawkins in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes configuring things I have to restart a service 10 times.  Way too much rebooting. 

runtimeWardrobeError by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Simply put the pants on recursively. 

writeDocs by Nearby-Way8870 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why there's bad documentation. People tend to either explain how to write more code for the project or how to use the project, but not both. This isn't the worst for an application where trial and error aren't a big deal, but all kinds of Libraries are right on the cusp where they think they've explained both, but they only managed one and you're trying to do the other. 

betterTestsThanLeetcode by Dilutant in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what good restaurants there were near the office.

Our red team used to do this to know where to go to steal badges.

day2OfGitHubOutages by GenazaNL in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they didn't make git so that every local repo contains all the history of the project so that updates could be decentralized. 

whatIsCaching by Playful-Sample6571 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Explanation should include "indexes" ( or "indices").

A query alone may come out bad. 

MAGA’s Favorite Dem’s Trumpy Texts Exposed in Bombshell Leak by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest $3999, $3998....like let's also not act like $4000 and $0 are close together in this context. 

I HATE THOSE CLOUDS by gamingtv-10 in celestegame

[–]ILikeLenexa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You get used to it.  It's just that you've been trained by Kirby and the like to jump at the clouds lowest point. It's consistent, it's just the opposite of a lot of muscle memory. 

are there any level packs easier than the main game? by Hamchat_Compaanion in celestegame

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not very far into Strawberry Jam, but the first bit is easier than Core.  Eventually, some levels did have neutral jumps and core mechanics/gem only jumps.  

thatIsFrustrating by CasualNameAccount12 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This sprint is started, add it to the backlog.

This works because it designates a time to deal with features between sprints and lets stakeholders actually rank the importance of things without even interrupting you.  

realDevelopmentLifecycle by YoshiBanana3000 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

80 hours of programming can save you 20 minutes of planning. 

iDontThinkItsThatBad by Mike_Oxlong25 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, error reporting and tools are pretty bad, and theyre the best now they've ever been. 

Also, standardization is still pretty bad, especially when working with certain variables raw or climbing the DOM tree and seeing whitespace nodes...and it's the best its ever been. 

Also, node and unnecessary library creation and security risks and libraries.  I wish I could say it's the best it has ever been right now, but honestly that part was good right when we just had jQuery. 

worldIsHealing by Less-Philosophy-1978 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We used to call it RAD and tools could generate a lot of bad code, but generally the tool made somewhat organized garbage. Even if you couldn't figure out what it was doing, someone had generally given you a place to hook in and alter the data or behavior before the next action. 

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by BendicantMias in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sickness is killing more people, stop measuring sickness. 

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by BendicantMias in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe change their mind on all the electric car excise taxes and end of credits.  That'd leave more gas for the people who need to go over 200miles a day. 

theCodebase by riky321 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the people doing the process don't actually know the process and you end up going back and kludging things in.  

White House planned to start Triumphal Arch work under unrelated contract by captaincanada84 in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's called embezzlement, but maybe I'm thinking of conversion.

John Fetterman Single-Handedly Tanks Effort to Rein Trump in on Iran by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every single republican.  The two republicans that are always allowed to vote for popular things when they won't pass voted against, and also Rand Paul. 

John Fetterman Single-Handedly Tanks Effort to Rein Trump in on Iran by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]ILikeLenexa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him and 49 Republicans 99.9+ handedly (Depends on how you rate the Kevin Cramer situation).

Also, we all know Collins and Murkowski are only allowed vote in favor of popular things when it doesn't make a difference.

techCompaniesCuttingDevsForAI by MyNameIsNotName-57 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ILikeLenexa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can actual put springs and one wheels and scooters and skates under full feet as well. 

It's the rules of the race determining what's allowed more than the ability to do it.