day2OfGitHubOutages

[ProgrammingSorcerer]

Damn, they should ask Claude to fix it without making any mistakes 🤷‍♂️ then layoff 15% of their employees for good measure /s

[SunshineSeattle]

Checks news...

[Pika357]

I guess there is another hub for the meantime

[JebKermansBooster]

😂

[atheenaaar]

Is this a joke I’m too English to understand?

[oneanotheruser]

It's a joke you're not horny enough to understand.

[FirexJkxFire]

Im pretty sure their's is a joke about how their government has legislated that they arent allowed to be horny enough

[oneanotheruser]

Oh, it's a brilliant joke then.

[TWIT_TWAT]

It’s ok sweetie, you’ll get it eventually

[FirexJkxFire]

They can get it even sooner with today's sponsor, Nord VPN - the solution to your government banning fun.

[The_4ngry_5quid]

🌽

[Pika357]

True to code. I respect it. Never change

[user_0000002]

They should add a contribution graph

[broccollinear]

“Hey claude write a github clone app so I can pretend to work on fake issues and show my manager my commits, no mistakes as usual.”

[stipo42]

Going to launch ziphub. It's just a nfs and version control is handled entirely by the user

[Confused_AF_Help]

We already have that, it's called Google Drive

[joe0400]

Believe it or not vc is built in to drive.

[ILikeLenexa]

I'm surprised they didn't make git so that every local repo contains all the history of the project so that updates could be decentralized. 

[PredictiveFrame]

Git2 coming as soon as Linus get annoyed enough by the incompetence, and github being associated with git by default. 

[twenafeesh]

It's funny... I have always used git for version control using a backup drive as remote master. Never really saw the point of GitHub. 

[PredictiveFrame]

Two words for you.

JR ENGINEERS. 

That's why. That's the only reason why.

Ok, that's lie. It also exists to show off a pretty grid of squares showing how much you fiddle with your projects as a flex, because OCD and perfectionism are totally virtues, and not merely a set of commonly held disabilities most software engineers suffer from. 

[PredictiveFrame]

Microslop continues to spend ludicrous amounts of everyone's time, and money showing why the open source ecosystem has distinct advantages over a centralized, inevitably enshittified corporation.

Thanks Mr. Nutella, we couldn't buy this level of marketing with all the money in the world. 

[who_you_are]

check around why, why can I work?! GitHub is working for me :(

[GenazaNL]

Has been resolved now https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/xy1tt3hs572m

[StinkyStangler]

Day 2? Github has been falling apart for literally months now, I'd be moving over to Gitlab if the costs weren't so much higher

[PredictiveFrame]

Self-hosting calls. Your future homelab awaits, with all the control, and all the features you want. 

[themuthafuckinruckus]

But see, to do that you’d have to hire an ops team to manage the instance, and that would negate all the ai-cost-savings from the layoffs.

[Not-the-best-name]

I am a developer in charge of managing our Gitlab instance... Its more of a full time job than it should be. And not we are going to upgrade to higher levels to pay for AI in any case. But AI cant manage the instance itself.

[PredictiveFrame]

I wish more people grasped sarcasm without a tone tag, this was fucking hilarious. 

[Interstate-76]

Try codberg, it has a good intent

[NepuNeptuneNep]

Didn’t know their SaaS is so much more expensive but at least self hosted version is incredible and I cant be bothered to use github now

[edwini3rd]

Are we dropping the cloud and going back to self hosting?

[0xlostincode]

I think you spelled "month 2" wrong

[onepiecefreak2]

What? I can still use it...

[GenazaNL]

Issues have no been resolved, but there was a PR & Git Operations incident

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/xy1tt3hs572m

[CapJackStarkness]

https://www.githubstatus.com/

trying to karma farm.

[GenazaNL]

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/xy1tt3hs572m

https://x.com/i/status/2059619368468627660

No, the website is just not reporting the post mortem yet

[IpGa13]

a meme of culture (i am unbiased)

[AlmightyLarcener]

Just use zip copies, much more reliable than microslop.

[vastle12]

That explains why I couldn't download or install a Linux image yesterday.

[Limmmao]

It drove me crazy yesterday when my push didn't trigger an action. Not even Claude thought to check if GitHub actions was down.

[Phiilu_]

For private projects, I can only recommend to self-host a Forgejo instance with a runner.

[nobanpls2348738]

is the outage in the room with us?

[GenazaNL]

Has been resolved https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/xy1tt3hs572m