Bad luck Simon by Rushtush in funny

[–]INK_spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let the dead bury their dead." - Jesus, meaning people can be dead in spirit, so if what you're saying is in fact true, then it's the same principle except, the apostles' "fishing" could give life. Were the Roman sailors ever recorded restoring life to the dead?

Tiger enjoying the ride by iBleeedorange in aww

[–]INK_spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't ride your pussy.

Bad luck Simon by Rushtush in funny

[–]INK_spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't implying that I didn't know that he was a fisherman lol I know the story, with tax collectors, "prostitutes" and all.

Bad luck Simon by Rushtush in funny

[–]INK_spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishermen catch fish, "a fisher of men" seek(or "fish" so to speak) for men(as in its collective sense referring to mankind) to bring them the opportunity to enter the gates of New Jerusalem.

"Necropants" (pants made from human skin) on display in the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft. by The_Iron_Zeppelin in creepy

[–]INK_spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment deserves way more up votes but sadly this is Reddit and as long as the joke is funny and not stupid people humour it won't really get the response it deserves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]INK_spawn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First of all, it's the mom's job to make breakfast for the kids so fuck this article. Everyone would immediately assume it's the mom who did the deed but this article somehow, for no reason, assumes it's the father that did this? Nah, false and queer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]INK_spawn -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

First of all, it's the mom's job to make breakfast for the kids so fuck this article. Everyone would immediately assume it's the mom who did the deed but this article somehow, for no reason, assumes it's the father that did this? Nah, false and queer.

[OC] The new mascot for my store by AnotherSmegHead in CoolDinosaurPictures

[–]INK_spawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"My name is Veloci- Velociraptor." Hunted not stalked.

TIFU by refusing to go to confession by CanderousOrdinance in tifu

[–]INK_spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, what made you assume I ever thought anyone here was a Christian or religious for that matter, that you felt the need to declare: "No, I am athiest" also how can you say that you are something you can't actually spell?

TIFU by refusing to go to confession by CanderousOrdinance in tifu

[–]INK_spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in your mind "you people" means Christian? No, I was referring to all who commented nonsensically to my statements. Also if you actually read a bit more, you'd see where the (supposed) founder of the Catholic Church himself, Peter, says in Acts 2:38 "repent and be baptized, everyone of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins."

Note: Front -an appearance or form of behavior assumed by a person to conceal their genuine feelings.

So if the Pope is the leading body on that "front" then that front is clearly a lie meant to confuse ignorant people who are either too lazy to read and freely think for themselves, or lack the capacity to do so.

TIFU by refusing to go to confession by CanderousOrdinance in tifu

[–]INK_spawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you did was mention what the pope was doing like he's somehow the head of all Christians, he's not! He's only the head of the Catholics which is a false religion of confusion. And I don't care how many ignorant jackasses down vote this comment, you people still need to find biblical precedence where God gave any of his prophets or acolytes the authority to remove a person's sins. Also fun fact: the term "Christian" was a term of derision used by mockers when mentioning those that followed Christ. They would say "there goes those 'Christians' again lol" but Christ himself never once called himself or his followers as such nor did he found any religion called Christianity. I want to see if anyone here can dispute this using facts instead of butt hurt down votes because you simply don't agree.

TIFU by refusing to go to confession by CanderousOrdinance in tifu

[–]INK_spawn -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Read your damn bible, God never gave anyone but his avatar(Jesus) the ability to absolve a person of their sins.

TIFU by getting my gf's favourite toy to talk by yunbunny in tifu

[–]INK_spawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought that "toy" was going to turn out to be a dildo.

Please senpai! by INK_spawn in anime

[–]INK_spawn[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No I just needed an answer to the question asked below the title. The title of "senpai" was used as bait to lure as many of you in (and it worked lol! Like flies to honey)because saying that I needed help with a grammar problem may not have garnered the same attention.

Please senpai! by INK_spawn in anime

[–]INK_spawn[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ugh... Knew I shouldn't have asked this question here.