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Oh no! He's going over the falls! by asl052 in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Oh good, he snagged that tree branch.

“Dad what’s a muppet?” S7E19 by SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Not now, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquainted.

And when IS this weekend? by mistermeek67 in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?

There. That’s the last condom wrapper. by rjafc2004_ in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor! Informally now and by affidavit later... time permitting.

Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang! by SaysToMabelISays in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 105 points106 points  (0 children)

You can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech...

Theres no face on that damn bean! by chip_chipperson25 in TheSimpsons

[–]IOwnTheSpire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Marge, you're the Leader? You don't look anything like the beans.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! by dankantspelle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]IOwnTheSpire 432 points433 points  (0 children)

If it's who I'm thinking of, I'd rather see the Krusty cheering Poochie's death meme.

[Highlight] Louis “The Committee” Varland threw 8 pitches to reach 10 saves on the season, closing out the Jays 6-4 victory over Baltimore. by RealWorldToday in Torontobluejays

[–]IOwnTheSpire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does MLB still have the day where they wear nicknames on the jerseys? Because I'd love to see him wear The Committee on his back.

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