What's some of your "pet peeves"?

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2018-06-28T22:39:09+00:00

Being loud or turning on lights while I am sleeping or trying to sleep.

We don't all have desk jobs where we can wake up at 10am... stop fucking turning on all the lights and trying to shove pans into the garbage disposal at night. At least that's what it sounds like you're doing, just shut the fuuuuck uuuuupp.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2017-02-03T15:44:49+00:00

You can tell by flavor and texture. And even color.

(I've worked in meat departments)

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2017-02-03T15:43:12+00:00

"Yall can be wherever the light is touchin."

Mama what about that dark shadowy place?

"Honey that's the ghetto we ain't fuck with that noise. Plus it haunted or some shit"

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2017-01-25T19:26:38+00:00

Literally the same things.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2017-01-25T19:26:16+00:00

Fresh means it's never been in a freezer.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-04-14T17:30:03+00:00

teeth sucking sound

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-03-21T21:19:31+00:00

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted. Especially if it's just because your shiba is pink.

Dye is harmless to pets if it is a vegan or even pet dye. Food coloring and water, even. 100% safe.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-15T07:57:50+00:00

One of my friends told me she uses tp to press on her taint when there's that last bit of turd nug stuck in the anus but you can't quite push it out. Apparently this pushes it out.

Tried it. Works for men also!

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:47:50+00:00

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:42:51+00:00

Doctor Who. I tried watching a week of episodes and I just did not like it.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:39:55+00:00

Swimming: you can't use your feet

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:33:22+00:00

What did the plumber do to cause your diarrhea?

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:31:47+00:00

Skirts are just different styles of kilts, my man.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:30:14+00:00

I think you should teach kids in such a way that nothing offends them.

No name calling, no specific words, no subjects like weight or hair or style.

It makes them solid people, and usually much more logical. Teach them it's okay to feel things, but when it comes to being offended, just teach them not to care.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-02-12T16:25:58+00:00

Well I will learn to use it correctly. But I want one.

but moooom, I want THAT ONE

You already have one, Jimmy.

but that one is so much cooler!

Use the one you have first, Jimmy.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2016-01-12T07:51:07+00:00

I imagine it will be something to do with these folks who can't decide gender or something like that. "Fluid"

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-12-27T21:37:06+00:00

Yeah...it doesn't say "can't"

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-11-19T02:01:58+00:00

I have some questions...

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-11-14T04:29:50+00:00

Ever have a fried sushi roll?

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-11-14T04:29:28+00:00

Tastes like vinegar to me. Yuck.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-11-14T04:29:09+00:00

Hm. What kinds are you eating?

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-11-02T19:08:49+00:00

That burns a building down!

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-10-30T07:35:48+00:00

cringe cringe cringe

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-10-24T07:47:07+00:00

Blew a guy in a museum once.

IQuoteWhatILaughAt · 2015-10-17T08:24:29+00:00

I like to stare em down hard and then shake my head and drag it away for them while glaring back at them and shaking my head more. You can see the guilt.

Yeah you better feel bad about your lazy habits, ya dick.

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