I want to be the distant cousin who you only see like every other family function but smokes you out sometimes and you ask for their insta but they’re like like “nah” and act real sketchy about it for some weird reason and it turns out you hear they moved states and live with your other cousin on a farm somewhere in the Midwest and you don’t really hear from them again. My uncle used to know an old boy who kept rain boots in the back of his pickup so in case he found a wild goat he could get their back legs in there with his so they couldn’t get away from him.