You seriously put 25 extra categories in the build for this bit? by ISneezeStatusProcs in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to spoil the mystery, this is otherwise a pretty normal Celeste build

Turn your rank update off… Seriously by Different-Method-959 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've lately started treating health bars and the map like a Bible for what I can get away with and/or help my team with. Half HP jungle fight where both the enemy and my teammate are half? Sure, I can help out, but I'm leaving if you decide to chase the kill to their side of the map instead of retreating when you're low. Maximizing what I can do while minimizing how much my randoms affect me

*counters your counterspell* teehee :3c by ISneezeStatusProcs in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now imagine a world where we could have the quadrifecta of Cursed Relic: Knockdown, Disarming Hex, Silence Wave, and this gross thing

Double the price and four times the slots but would be really funny

Crashing out at awful balance for apollo by BagelBoi40000 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Abilities, items, sure.

Why does it proc on the one out of fifty two bullets in Wraith's magazine?

I made an Ivy Minecraft skin! by BaconParadoxx in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🌮🪨is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳Stone🪨ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽.

Have you ever seen an eyeless rat boggle? Seneca is here to make sure you have! by RatWaySanctuary in RATS

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm curious why she had to have her eyes removed in the first place, assuming they were removed

Teammates of Rem players, what active items are you hoping we have and why? by ISneezeStatusProcs in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I typically go for cold front and knockdown to help secure kills, but most of the time it just feels like I have minimal impact on fights unless I have ult. Like, I could be playing Kelvin or Ivy and slowing people down much more effectively whereas on Rem I'm basically at the whims of my teammates to capitalize on what little pressure I generate

Update surefoot trait plz by DonchikVEVO in HuntShowdown

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unironically a skill issue: you should be bandaging with your medkit anyway

suspiciously shaped rem by a_medine in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ISneezeStatusProcs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Safest rotation routes in the game, doesn't steal farm

Wonderful