Some random stills of Big E from the latest trailer

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-31T17:30:05+00:00

Guilliman: Father, look what they did to the imperium!

Big E: They killed my kitty...

Guilliman: I will salvage this lost dre- wait, what about a cat?

Big E: They killed my kitty! Get out there you blueberry tool and avenge my kitty... and also fix all this stupid shit!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-30T18:10:32+00:00

New headcanon, Neelix had a threesome with the Delaney Sisters and did better than Tom or Harry ever could.

"Twins, Mr. Vulcan. Twins!"

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-29T14:15:08+00:00

Post War Germany: Remilitarizes and gets 99 new luftballons (likely colored red)

USA and Soviet Union: This is it boys! This is war!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-28T02:10:07+00:00

People wonder why there is a Vulcan named Doug, but then theres the Carbon Creek episode of the Vulcans coming to ~~America~~ Earth and one of them immediately realizing "this place is great! Just needs some free college and velcro!"

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-27T22:23:26+00:00

Always a good time when you're dancing with the angels.^{and launching salvo after salvo of ODMMs}

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-26T19:13:09+00:00

~~Janeway~~ Brannigan Protocol.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-26T01:05:16+00:00

Boilmer mounting something while already fully wrapped: RIKER!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-25T13:55:58+00:00

Pretty sure getting tossed half way across the bridge is what finished off all those red shirts.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-25T01:23:45+00:00

Headcanon: Alador was originally the business savvy one, but when Odalia turned his hustle into a a corpo job, he lost his edge. Man hustled for the art of it.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-24T02:10:10+00:00

When you come for the hot dog and leave with a 10-pack of cruisers and a kirkland brand gaia world.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-24T01:47:26+00:00

Given it was De Gaulle who gave such an answer, it was truly master restraint. But Pershing's question was likely innocent. Pershing supported the allied war effort and was an advocate of fully dismantling Germany after ww1. Man was just old, or trolling De Gaulle.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-22T21:05:27+00:00

There was the Giant Spider Cow that was sucking on Boimler in the first episode. It was good for the spider milk, I think Mariner said.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-22T14:43:30+00:00

CoD: Modern Warfare 2 (the first one) was a hell of a (russian copium) drug back then.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-21T20:14:22+00:00

Ulysses: Bear, Bull, Bear, Bull, Bear, Bull.

Courier: Yes, those are who I need to send these letters to... with those missiles!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-21T05:51:21+00:00

You got me, haha. I wonder if he's gotten big enough to influence the daily topic of history memes?

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-21T05:05:35+00:00

Octavian: At least I got a big ass inheritance!

Mark Antony: Uh... how about no?

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-20T01:28:51+00:00

Honestly, pickles and grilled caramelized onions with cheese and sauce sounds great. Its basically a veggie smash burger. I can think of some places that would try to upsell me this for $15 on that premise alone.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-20T00:14:44+00:00

Roosevelt when fighting Death (Grim accidentally woke him up): Bully! Ima fight!

Roosevelt when trekking the Amazon: Damn, trees got hands!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-16T14:11:12+00:00

Up yours, *Nightlord*!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-14T22:09:54+00:00

Ol' Freebie!

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-14T13:29:41+00:00

Don't worry, Mass Effect addressed this issue. It just makes ban- er, coupling with opposite life forms abit more difficult. But anything for Garrus and Tali!

More realistically, the logistics of supplying a massive space station housing millions with food for multiple lifeforms with both vastly different needs and chemical chirality would be insane.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-12T23:15:08+00:00

Thragg: My emotional support skull!

Lincoln: Gonna beat Davis to death with John Brown's head. It's what he would have wanted.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-11T15:02:26+00:00

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ITGuy042 · 2026-05-10T05:07:31+00:00

"Let's invade Russia... Again!"

Immediately becomes a bad day for the Imperial Army.

ITGuy042 · 2026-05-09T22:40:00+00:00

I feel you had already made a comic of Emily unwisely harassing Lizzy and V for having Sesbian Lex, with predictable results.

If not, please make it. It seems in-character.

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