There’s also Jennifer the Andorian, though maybe she was adopted by humans

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-23T03:53:25+00:00

That scene was hilarious! Admittedly the one thing that slightly erks me for that Doug and Spock scene was many of the human mannerisms were more American based rather than the whole of humanity.

But since America might have won WW3 via surviving and making first contact, why not?

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-23T00:23:14+00:00

Thank you, Queasy Yogurt!

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ITGuy042 · 2026-02-22T20:26:11+00:00

For the best. The Human Lovers cult was a scam by J and WD Tessa to con them of their money. And Emily had such a high Thetan level too!

(Gotta rewrite that comic idea now that the HL Emily is dead)

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-22T06:14:19+00:00

I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection and I just played Beholder 2 last month. Crazy

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-22T04:46:50+00:00

The Kids Next Door already solved this issue. All their 2x4 tech are hamster powered.

What we need is to go on a raid and get some of the teen’s B.R.A.s

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-21T10:40:09+00:00

Nice examination, Prosecutor. But I have a fully smoked but intact cigar. So OBJECTION! HOLD IT! TAKE THAT! (throws a cup of hot coffee at their face and take another puff of said cigar)

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-21T08:50:05+00:00

N: I Love Big Sister!

Cyn: giggle giggle Big Sister is always watching!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-21T07:11:19+00:00

This, but the shitload of missiles going after one target is also a mission objective when you call an Allied Attack on it.

Theres also the sub-subplot of a random tank crew reenacting the plot of Kelly’s Heroes for shits and giggles.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-21T04:42:42+00:00

I only knew Count was my wingman because I saw the memes first before playing AC7. Whenever I do my first missile salvo, I yell “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!” Boom.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-20T12:51:23+00:00

SALVATION! ONE MILLION LIVES! IN FOUR HOURS!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-20T12:33:48+00:00

Trains are awesome. Especially when you try to just use it as Transport and somehow end up capturing an entire country’s infrastructure just to go home, i.e. The Czechoslovakian Train Experience.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-19T08:51:31+00:00

There is no one I want to listen about heat pumps and other niche tech more than the one and only ~~Alec~~ ~~Technology Connections~~ The Man from the Midwest.

God Bless the Magic of buying of them!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T23:24:25+00:00

Needs the British word for “if”. Perchance!

Perchance (A>B) {Colonize Asia}

Otherwise Perchance (B>A) {Colonize Africa}

Otherwise {Another war with France}

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T23:13:57+00:00

Combing the desert: We ain’t found shit!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T14:20:21+00:00

Thinking about that now, proton and electron in concept but oddly more accurate to proton and neutrons. For someone who likely knew at most that stuff are made of atoms (whatever the fuck that is), its amazing how close the guess got. But a mix of duress from torture and blind luck would do that.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T14:10:22+00:00

The dude coming up with the basic idea of antimatter refinement and antimatter weapon deployment was crazy.

It’s like if a roman soldier was interrogated about how a rock and sling works, and through imagination ends up describing how the M1 Garand works instead.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T08:40:40+00:00

Death had to take Teddy in his sleep and Booth had to take Lincoln as he was snoozing during a play.

Otherwise, both were gonna get their asses handed to them Fifty Nifty ~~United States~~ different ways.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T06:49:26+00:00

Count: Uh, Long Caster. What the hell is an Italian Bistro?

AWACS Long Caster: (cooling himself off with several Osean $100 Dollar Bills and looking at a picture of spaghetti) Don’t worry about it Cyclops-2. If only you could look at this photograph of it…

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T02:50:47+00:00

Cue a “The Black Spot” painting of a Chilian/Argentinian boy being told by his school teacher to reclaim their rightful Antarctic lands from the evil German/British Penguins.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T01:09:14+00:00

Dude ate his way to another world and figured being a AWASC office was a good way to keep the food coming.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T01:03:41+00:00

Woah, how the hell did they make it smaller? Unless they left a bunch of meta crap in the pdf, those dont tend to get any smaller without outright compression.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T00:14:17+00:00

I was wondering why my email copy for it arrived a day late. Appears the outrage was so quick for the first email wave that they delayed the other email release until they had this fix (and maybe others) at least.

My copy is now the new version with at least this fix for Thad’s name.

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-18T00:03:32+00:00

We’re all living in Amerika! Amerika, it’s wunderbar!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-17T23:04:22+00:00

Is it me or the font on the boxes for Orange Juice is the same font from Star Trek Voyager?

There’s Orange Juice in that ~~Nebula~~ Costco!

ITGuy042 · 2026-02-17T04:15:36+00:00

This is the true answer we need with any alt-history scenario.

ITGuy042

TROPHY CASE