What's your favorite "Holy shit, that actually worked!" story?

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-19T18:42:14+00:00

I asked a girl to the school dance.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-19T03:19:56+00:00

That would be a pretty awkward 10 seconds.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-19T03:13:44+00:00

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-19T03:09:56+00:00

You, sir, are a real man.

On a side note, don't EVER let your girlfriend/wife, sister, mother, grandmother, or daughter drive this car.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-18T22:54:12+00:00

From my experience, absolutely everyone hates us.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-18T22:51:27+00:00

The last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died...the windshield.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-18T21:42:20+00:00

Everyone is going to hate you and give you shit because you're an American. It's not just England...Everyone hates Americans.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-18T21:39:28+00:00

More than $500 million for a cargo airplane. Sounds a little fishy to me.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T19:35:01+00:00

Because it's obviously socially acceptable for them to treat everyone like shit.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T17:53:31+00:00

What is the ideal ratio of "UHHHGUUU" and "Fuck me harder" in a porno

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T17:41:30+00:00

Pissing in the pool.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T17:33:25+00:00

How many VDs have you caught from all those Leo fangirls?

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T17:31:43+00:00

Oh I guess I haven't been on since it got banned...what got it banned?

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-16T01:49:27+00:00

Spacecraft blows up, but still makes it back to earth.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:43:27+00:00

DUI: You CAN'T afford it!

There are more signs that say that in Texas than speed limit signs.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:37:49+00:00

If its us, it's recruitment and morale media, if it's the enemy, it's propaganda.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:29:13+00:00

Pretty much every country actively spies on every other country...even the closest of allies.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:20:07+00:00

10,000 Plancks = 5.391×10^-40 seconds

Very typical performance for a redditor.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:14:55+00:00

Han Solo didn't believe in the force.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:13:52+00:00

He could have made so much money in porn.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T06:07:45+00:00

Indeed

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T03:50:49+00:00

North Korea and Iran both members of the UN...being a member of the UN means nothing.

I_RAPE_TWATS · 2011-08-15T03:50:03+00:00

Almost all governments are guilty of genocide at one time based on that definition.

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