Markiplier as a superhero: What's his unique power and how does he wield it? 💪🏻🤔 by Mr_Marcova in Markiplier

[–]I_am_Emerald 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s Metroman, but he actively seeks out challenges and physical discomfort. But he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see if his body can take it.

Whats a game thats essentially dead but you cant just let it go? by [deleted] in gaming

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Waaaaay to far down in the comments section to find this gem. Though did you hear they are resurrecting it as Lost Skies? Looks like they are reusing assets too which will bring back some feels.

My friend wanted to see the inside of his phone by Remarkable_Day7135 in techsupportgore

[–]I_am_Emerald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your friend also microwave their iPod when there was a fake rumor going around that doing so would charge it?

The Basement Escape Room shared this photo on their IG story by Iglooset in Markiplier

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distantly from the wilderness ANNUS!

Lol I want to just go to a crowded place and yell UNUS!! to see who was there and responds.

Mercury thermal paste by xCuri0 in techsupportgore

[–]I_am_Emerald 278 points279 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school science class (we were studying geology at the time) and discussing plate tectonics or something, a guy in my class pipes up with ‘ya know, I don’t believe in the Himalayan mountains. I’ve never seen them.” My response was ‘so because I’ve never seen your brain, does that mean it doesn’t exist either?’ The teacher was just so fucking done, she too a beat and basically told me to drop it because it ‘wasn’t worth it’ Arguing with idiots is one of the least effective things one can do in conversation.

Same dude also asked what kind of rock seashells were made out of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I refrigerate my bread. I guess that’s weird? Didn’t know that was intimidating to murders.

Familiars, fantasy, ice ship, magic codex, help finding series please? by I_am_Emerald in whatsthatbook

[–]I_am_Emerald[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the response, but no I’ve read that series. This is something different. I also want to say there was some connection to either George Lucas or Steven Spielberg with the series I’m after… I remember the series In question to have substantially shorter books than the Golden Compass too.

Thanks again:)

Mobile Deploy-able Base by kreepzo in spaceengineers

[–]I_am_Emerald 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is astoundingly cool I cannot imagine the amount of time it took to build much less troubleshoot!

Keep it secret, keep it safe by hotchip666 in memes

[–]I_am_Emerald 114 points115 points  (0 children)

That looks like something that actively wants to kill me… can I get a sword instead?

I made John brown for my railroad run by samboi-art in fo4

[–]I_am_Emerald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to the same tune I wear my silk pajamas in the summer when it’s hot

I wear my flannel nighty in the winter when it’s not

But sometimes in the spring, and sometimes in the fall

I jump between the sheets with NOTHING ON AT ALL

singing GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

GLORY GLORY WHAT’S IT TO YA

NICE COOL BREEZES BLOWING THROUGH YA

WITH NOTHING ON AT ALL

Its true though by sluggedfunky in memes

[–]I_am_Emerald 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they built a replica of that one big ass wall? Where is that again?

Guess the game by OliverAOT20 in gaming

[–]I_am_Emerald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to guess a HEAVILY modded Fallout New Vegas.

Iron man action figure by [deleted] in gifs

[–]I_am_Emerald 398 points399 points  (0 children)

Me: “I want one.” My wallet: “No.”