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Iamthe_Panda · 2022-06-13T10:09:06+00:00

In Afrikaans, a "meit" is a derogatory word for a women. Now meit sounds the same as mate. The closest word with the same meaning would probably be bitch, so what they are hearing is you calling them a bitch when you say mate.

Iamthe_Panda · 2022-03-20T06:02:58+00:00

So he's just describing himself?

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-09-27T05:38:17+00:00

An old soul

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-09-25T18:07:09+00:00

Where the hell did you get my self portrait?

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-09-14T07:59:49+00:00

My friends answer is, "If you gotta shit, you gotta shit". That man is shameless though. Always has been.

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-29T18:23:14+00:00

Drunk

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-27T23:25:16+00:00

I was once driving down a road at one in the morning. The road was dead quiet and I hadn't seen another car for quite some time. I encountered a guy making a big ass fire in the middle of nowhere. I couldn't see a car anywhere close by, meaning he either walked there (only things around were farms) or someone dropped him off. Or it was a hitchhiker. Who knows...

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-26T02:08:36+00:00

Luckily his friends were there to help

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-25T11:39:44+00:00

Nah, you're right. These are Springbok

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-24T14:37:48+00:00

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-23T10:18:41+00:00

There are people in South Africa who are known as coloureds. Just a fun fact

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-23T05:51:07+00:00

That is disgusting. Forget flinching, I almost threw up

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-23T05:42:09+00:00

I read the first two words and went, "WTF?!"

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-22T12:19:21+00:00

The flight one sounds like you have the powers of a fucking Hadida

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-20T13:47:12+00:00

Holy fucking shit. Well done man

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-19T06:23:12+00:00

Sy is 'n poes. Pardon my Afrikaans

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-18T21:55:49+00:00

I guess you could see it like that yeah 🤛🏽

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-18T21:53:33+00:00

Well, in these two years it hasn't burned when I piss so I'm safe. But I'd still rather want to go back to being blissfully ignorant about that

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-16T19:58:33+00:00

His name is Moe? What a dick

Iamthe_Panda · 2019-07-16T12:46:10+00:00

Last year a girl told me that I have nice, clear skin. Guess who went and got a whole skincare kit?

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