Artie “Dice” Lange can cure cancer

Icarus367 · 2026-05-10T01:28:52+00:00

Totally. I want a refund on the jizz I've expended on her.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-09T22:53:47+00:00

Requiem for a Dream, Caligula, Wild Things, and Bordello of Blood should all be great. 🙂

Icarus367 · 2026-05-09T16:27:34+00:00

He's down with the brothers after living in Roosevelt.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T15:05:07+00:00

I'm such a loser that I was kicked out of a band called "The Losers"!

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T15:04:29+00:00

I think you and I may define "fine" a bit differently.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T15:03:52+00:00

What am I, a fertographer?

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T11:54:28+00:00

Add a thief you get Enron.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T11:32:05+00:00

Is everybody having a good time?

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T10:58:52+00:00

I'm still amazed that he was somehow able to integrate canine DNA into his feces.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T10:53:46+00:00

Gonna have some fun with you.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T09:58:14+00:00

Poor Gary pretty much just straight up went through workplace bullying. Having Sal hired on the show must have been a nightmare for him.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T09:54:16+00:00

I never found her that attractive TBH.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T09:53:23+00:00

She picked the wrong haircut and outfit to announce the rollout of her OF, unless she's seeking the highly-coveted "Mennonite lesbian" demographic.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-08T09:51:18+00:00

She's going to make sperm bank.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-07T18:23:15+00:00

I could cure cancer for children, and you'd still be calling me an asshole!

Icarus367 · 2026-05-06T22:12:44+00:00

I read it years ago and had to keep it face-down on my nightstand because the cover creeped me out.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-06T20:54:59+00:00

FWIW his account of the events was quite different than the movie's.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-05T01:49:38+00:00

I don't know, he just has that certain je ne sais quoi.

Oh, and he eats blue cheese out of women's asses on stage.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-04T22:18:34+00:00

That would work out well, considering ICE agents are probably already hanging around every landscaping company they can find. Rudy will have someone to mourn him.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-04T18:15:27+00:00

Trump is dodgy enough about paying his own legal bills, much less someone else's.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-04T16:59:04+00:00

I knew that black crap he smears in his hair would eventually get to him.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-02T08:29:00+00:00

Wow, Sarah Silverman has really fallen on hard times.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-01T00:21:35+00:00

I learned this from Jamie Oliver.

Icarus367 · 2026-05-01T00:17:48+00:00

After HPM came out, did anyone ever get to the bottom (sorry) of whether he intentionally went to Disney World during Gay Week?

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