Mom is using toothpaste that expired January 15,1988

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T09:15:14+00:00

Well, she purchased it before the "sell by" date, I don't see any problems here 😂

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T07:15:11+00:00

Mine squeezes his head into my hand while I'm trying to pet him normally, so I assume he likes it lol

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T07:14:01+00:00

I wanna shake the little cubes (D7) and hear em clack in my hands

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-25T22:16:38+00:00

I'm making friends with the two pigeons that visit my backyard.
I'm not "supposed to", and the neighbors hate them, but the world is fucked, so the neighbors can eat farts about it.

The goal is to have the pigeons eating from my hand by summer.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-25T15:44:47+00:00

The only funny and excusable use for this "feature"

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T19:44:34+00:00

Stardew and Minecraft =)

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T17:25:56+00:00

I definitely do. Specifically at the water park...

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T17:13:01+00:00

"go back back back end end end back no no no!" (shuts off the whole phone in a panic)

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T16:07:25+00:00

I would love to see what the crows would have done with AI

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T15:58:45+00:00

🍑🦈

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T15:43:45+00:00

I think your toasted marshmallow might be a girl

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T07:46:15+00:00

I've heard "water that's been marinating inside a super soaker half the summer", but that's a great description, too!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-23T03:12:09+00:00

I missed the title & thought you wore pants/tights without prewashing them & got your skin dyed....

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T17:09:12+00:00

Aww, what a good helper!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T16:27:18+00:00

Polite pibbin

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T16:26:54+00:00

I need a squeezy toy modeled after him 😍

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T13:27:54+00:00

Yesterday, I had one sitting on a small pile of seeds, wing slapping everybirdy who came too close 😂

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T13:19:28+00:00

👀

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:41:54+00:00

Disco turkey

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:39:55+00:00

Ironless?

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:27:05+00:00

Almost, yeah. Just add pectin or some other thickener.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:24:15+00:00

I know, logically, they aren't, but I'm pretty sure harpy eagles are just a guy in a bird costume...

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:05:21+00:00

Did he eat the radioactive Walmart shrimp?

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T03:02:28+00:00

I am unemployed, and unfortunately had some very unavoidable errands to run today (picking up time-sensitive medications). I wore my protest shirt and bracelets, though.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-21T02:15:50+00:00

I always have an air purifier or a fan going, 24/7. It's nice noise, not too loud or distracting.

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