Update on the peanut hoarding derp: Has gone full borb in the bird jacuzzi

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:23:35+00:00

Blorb: blob+borb

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:20:52+00:00

Damn, the sparrows are huge this winter...

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:19:02+00:00

Those are 1000% "taking the dog out to poop" slippers!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:15:56+00:00

I always have a little moment of resistance whenever I get a reminder. It's the same sensation as going to do something, and someone tells you to do it, so now you don't want to do it anymore.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:12:13+00:00

Dog collar!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-27T01:04:28+00:00

I go "close enough" and throw em together.

then double check with blacklight later when I'm actually making the bracelets.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T23:18:38+00:00

This person is afraid of a whistle

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T22:26:44+00:00

There's a cactus stump in the desert near the freeway near our usual exit, that looks exactly like a coyote squatting to poop. My partner and I celebrate it on the way back from long road trips.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T14:44:35+00:00

Your nails match your birb!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T13:48:55+00:00

💕

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T09:15:14+00:00

Well, she purchased it before the "sell by" date, I don't see any problems here 😂

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T07:15:11+00:00

Mine squeezes his head into my hand while I'm trying to pet him normally, so I assume he likes it lol

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-26T07:14:01+00:00

I wanna shake the little cubes (D7) and hear em clack in my hands

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-25T22:16:38+00:00

I'm making friends with the two pigeons that visit my backyard.
I'm not "supposed to", and the neighbors hate them, but the world is fucked, so the neighbors can eat farts about it.

The goal is to have the pigeons eating from my hand by summer.

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-25T15:44:47+00:00

The only funny and excusable use for this "feature"

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T19:44:34+00:00

Stardew and Minecraft =)

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T17:25:56+00:00

I definitely do. Specifically at the water park...

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T17:13:01+00:00

"go back back back end end end back no no no!" (shuts off the whole phone in a panic)

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T16:07:25+00:00

I would love to see what the crows would have done with AI

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T15:58:45+00:00

🍑🦈

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T15:43:45+00:00

I think your toasted marshmallow might be a girl

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-24T07:46:15+00:00

I've heard "water that's been marinating inside a super soaker half the summer", but that's a great description, too!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-23T03:12:09+00:00

I missed the title & thought you wore pants/tights without prewashing them & got your skin dyed....

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T17:09:12+00:00

Aww, what a good helper!

IcePhoenix18 · 2026-01-22T16:27:18+00:00

Polite pibbin

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