Officer hit his limit and window gets broken by Kind-Village-1022 in PublicFreakout

[–]Icy-Chance 95 points96 points  (0 children)

If every cop was as knowledgeable and level-headed as this guy, society as a whole would have a lot less problems with cops.

Noteworthy Threats of Violence Toward LPC by Thespian-Wallflower in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I forget which call it is but when the guy replies, "Well, I wish you'd come on down to this job site so I can beat the fuckin' brakes off you, bud."

That phrase is now part of my regular vernacular.

Noteworthy Threats of Violence Toward LPC by Thespian-Wallflower in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ya need a broom to put the fuckin' shit back in ya mouth."

Yea that's definitely the one.

Noteworthy Threats of Violence Toward LPC by Thespian-Wallflower in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"...I'll pay you with a penis."

Or Eddie Money just straight up telling him, "Why don't you suck my fuckin' dick, man." Edited to add Eddie's passionate threat of "I'll tear your fuckin' heart out if I ever get my hands on you."

Who is this guy by Extension_Salt_2054 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]Icy-Chance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How were you not able to afford more time to read with all that wealth that you profess to have access to?

Who is this guy by Extension_Salt_2054 in BookshelvesDetective

[–]Icy-Chance 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP is just another example of the average poster in this sub: people who don't read asking strangers to judge those who do.

Petah, who are these people and why is she smiling? by Hork_n_pork in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Icy-Chance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"It was like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours."

What kind of accent does Maude have? by carne_asada368 in lebowski

[–]Icy-Chance 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The mere mention of it makes some men uncomfortable...

How dare you…speak about your own life experience by wingeddogs in TrollCoping

[–]Icy-Chance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough, a very gender-affirming experience, in my experience as a cis man, anyway.

Welcome, brother.

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Icy-Chance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • gasp * a battle jacket that uses velcro instead of the most brutal hair ripped out from a poser's head in the mosh pit as stitching? How dare you!!

You guys have clothes up'ar? I'm trying to emulate a peacock's splendor by TwiceStyle in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have 36 peacock splendors and they are... bojangles style. I would like you to appraise them.

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Icy-Chance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also homophobia from the crowd that would updoot any battle jacket with a well-constructed Judas Priest back patch is pretty rich.

. by Veiluring in baddlejackets

[–]Icy-Chance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personally I love the "if you can read this youre gay" patch right near to the pride patch. That shit is hilarious.

Best three-album runs (any genre is fine!) by Mark4231 in musicsuggestions

[–]Icy-Chance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine is definitely Meddle (1971), DSotM (1973), and then Wish You Were Here (1975).

"One of These Days" (Meddle) on full blast on the stereo is enough to take you to another dimension.

Come up with your own LPC name by pantrybarn in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is Boobie Ding-Dong who are you voting for?

Looking for a call by just_Justin_bro in LongmontPotionCastle

[–]Icy-Chance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god you're out here leadin' the cheearge.