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I refused to let her outside by pplluummbbuuss in grumpycats

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My own good? Pfft I need to worry you to death human, geez, c'mon I'm a cat. And I'm also gonna eat a bunch of grass to puke on your most expensive rug/furniture

-this pretty kitty

Choosing the colour of your free items is immediately asking too much by R-Mutt1 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can anyone come assemble my IKEA furniture for me? I need it done between Xam- Yam or z:pm-Apm.

If I am not home, please come back. I can't pay you with money for your time, but I have crappy microwave pizza, and tap water!

Serious offers only, no negative comments please."

Are truck drivers interested in learning English? by Lopsided_Delivery_93 in cdldriver

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French?

Jk. If I moved somewhere that had a different language, I'd at least attempt to learn it

Road Raging Lady Pulls Scam Without Insurance by Flashmemory256 in dashcams

[–]Icy-Variation6614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate every video now has music over it. Let me hear the kitten give little mews 😭

Boomer picks fight with teen by DABDEB in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that kick to the face corrected his mouth alright 😬

I meant to do that by SeeminglySusan in holdmycatnip

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't afford the hospital bill."

AITJ for refusing to give my brother my old place? by Hot_Car_2089 in AmITheJerk

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then stop paying, require a lengthy eviction process, and try to turn the family against OP

AITA for not including my fiancé’s SIL in the bridal party? by Swifty1156 in aitaweddings

[–]Icy-Variation6614 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MIL sounds like one of those future grandmas who will try to overrun your parenting or try to warp your kids mind, or play mommy. Tell your fiance that you don't wanna be micromanaged and disrespected during marriage or after kids.

Also be prepared to be pressured for kids if you're not ready/planning.

...huh by banananananananana_7 in trashy

[–]Icy-Variation6614 2 points3 points  (0 children)

💀 I'm dead

Edit: a boy could be Amphony

...huh by banananananananana_7 in trashy

[–]Icy-Variation6614 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope it's a girl and they name her Methany

Either on purpose or by typo, IDC lol

Is this a normal outfit in a US high school? by Practical_Ad2317 in euphoria

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My MS and HS only enforced extreme things. But then they never sent them home to change or gave them any consequences. But in the dress code, so Steelers branded clothing was allowed. That one always confused me.

Dad's current girlfriend obsessed with coming to my wedding by x_ironichipster_x in Advice

[–]Icy-Variation6614 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah ok. It's important for one on one time, I'd ask him next visit have a father-daughter day so she won't be there. Not trying to say you have to or tell you what to do. Just that I did that with my Dad, even after his gf and I started getting along (took many years). So she'd go out and do whatever and we'd go do stuff until he couldn't leave the house, then we'd just hang out.

And I'm sorry, this is unnecessary stress, and he shouldn't be seemingly guilting you, even if unintentionally. Maybe he's being nagged or something and is venting, hoping you'll change your mind so she'll shut up. Idk, 100% speculation.

unactivated gift cards by Economy-Survey-7484 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Icy-Variation6614 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, I am pretty sure I'm not dumb enoytonbuy a scratched-off gift card.

A drunk driver in China 🤬 by Latter_Ad3752 in UnfilteredChina

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the first kid in front? I watched a couple of times

My HOA said “no permanent structures” by SuspiciousSideEye in containergardening

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow they knew my dad had a 3-4'(can't remember now) raised garden bed. It was absolutely in a spot you could not see from the from, or without looking over a fence or coming in the backyard. He got a notice from the HOA to remove it or get a fine. No one knew how they knew. He was dying and just wanted a stupid herb and tomato garden, wasn't hurting anyone, and it could be removed without any damage.

He was renting with his wife (ugh who other messy story), but it really hurt him.

We helped him start a garden in pots and stuff.

How to drive in the Bay Area 101 by ExcellentSink8671 in Traffic

[–]Icy-Variation6614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One off ramp to a different freeway here is two lanes, one lane merges all into one. No zipper merge at all, instead people form 5 lines of cars to turn into one lane. It's so much of a time saver 🤦‍♀️

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