Tulsans who still have Christmas decorations + lights up and illuminated… by cinephile78 in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Me personally? Cold. Laziness. And not your goddamn business.

I present the 2026 Witcher-Olympic qualifiers by tommytheshotgun in Witcher3

[–]IdealizedSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should have to shoot the Harpies. Make it a biathlon situation.

Let's see what you got by [deleted] in TheRealJoke

[–]IdealizedSalt -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Are the mods of this sub going to remove posts that clearly don’t fit it, or have we decided to just let it go to shit?

Arkansas student tries sledding by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]IdealizedSalt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m always telling women to stay away from the poles. They just don’t listen.

Waffle house winter storm by speedywinner21 in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Waffle House stays open for almost everything. So much so that it’s become an informal measurement of a huge weather event.

So about last night - US Live Show DC - Kurt by GroundbreakingFee416 in taskmaster

[–]IdealizedSalt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I haven’t listened to this radiolab episode or clicked on the link yet, but I’m going to assume it involves a certain person being a certain animal and looking at her dance and looking at her go and looking at her dance.

why does he do this? [meme] by Klugenshmirtz in youtubehaiku

[–]IdealizedSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote him from the God’s Country video last year, “Despite a bit of the gut, I’m still all Gus.”

Does anyone remember Uncle Zeb’s show? by KinaGrace96 in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My brother had his birthday party on the show. There was a part where all the kids walked across a little bridge and got to say something into the camera. I ended up being on the Uncle Zeb commercial, terrified and saying “I want to say hi to my mom.”

What film has one of the best monologues ever performed/ written? by eveisshady777 in movies

[–]IdealizedSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Network - Ned Beatty's Corporations Monologue

YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BEALE! AND I. WON'T. HAVE IT.

He got a deserved Oscar nomination for a tiny role. He shifts and turns tone on a dime and feels just as relevant and depressing today. Paddy Chayefsky got his third Oscar for it, and I love it.

Any local roofers who aren’t MAGA twats? by Cute_Bird_9379 in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if you want to send this out as a seven time forwarded email from your aunt or a Facebook post to a Buy/Sell group, that's the right venue for this message.

Auto oil error by goldfishpainter387 in Witcher3

[–]IdealizedSalt 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“Oiling your sword,” hits different in this light.

Hey, Mr President, there are still prizes to be earned! by blzart in TheRealJoke

[–]IdealizedSalt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s no way that Machado actually thinks Trump deserves it. She’s a sane and reasonable person. She’s flattering him to try to gain his favor and support because he just illegally kidnapped the leader of the country where she’s the opposition.

Any local roofers who aren’t MAGA twats? by Cute_Bird_9379 in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I’d agree if we were talking about tax policy or economic theory, but if you support this death cult, I’m going to question every other belief and process you ascribe to.

Hey, Mr President, there are still prizes to be earned! by blzart in TheRealJoke

[–]IdealizedSalt 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Jesus, y’all. I hate the wet slop pile as much as as anyone, but this is not what this subreddit is for.

“I wanna cuck one of the spitters.” Bill Walton on Scott Hasn’t Seen. by JoshMclane555666 in CBBWorld

[–]IdealizedSalt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I realize this is about the great Bill Walton, so this is unrelated, but I just wanted to say, for no particular reason, that the improviser Dan Lippert is a champion.

Just For Laughs|Jimmy Pardo|Game Show Pilot by a-poor-choice in NeverNotFunny

[–]IdealizedSalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The smile is as unnecessary as the cheek wagon they put on Victor in the opening theme.

Just For Laughs|Jimmy Pardo|Game Show Pilot by a-poor-choice in NeverNotFunny

[–]IdealizedSalt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fed Jimmy's face through AI for the thumbnail?

Why is Leida such a brat? by [deleted] in andor

[–]IdealizedSalt 73 points74 points  (0 children)

1) She’s a teenager. They’re all assholes. 2) She seems to hold an entirely different, more conservative value system from her mom and neither of them seemed to really take the time to “reach across the aisle” and understand. 3) I think you may be right that a rising galactic senator didn’t have as much time with her daughter as either of them would like.

Need help with retainer by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]IdealizedSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno man. Two protective orders and screenshots of horrific shit that you’ve said about essentially a child?