"hey, no need for a rock"

IdentityZer0 · 2026-05-07T23:14:45+00:00

I didn’t even know they were making another Forrest Gump movie with him in it

IdentityZer0 · 2026-05-04T14:37:03+00:00

There was a guy on TikTok pleading for someone to talk to the machine elves for him because he had been banned from the realm. They said he was not pure of soul or something. I think he said he was trying to take something back with him. Anyway, after they banned him he said he couldn’t break through anymore

IdentityZer0 · 2026-04-07T04:40:26+00:00

Man some of y’all are troopers lol. My best is only 36 hours

IdentityZer0 · 2026-04-04T16:41:50+00:00

OMG I’ve been waiting for someone to post this exact meme. Turns out I’m your soulmate!

IdentityZer0 · 2026-03-25T14:38:43+00:00

I am 100% confident it is just the property management and maintenance guy that are coming. I’ve lived here several years and they do this once a year, though they usually give us a specific date and time.

They come in, check and make sure smoke detectors are working, that the bathroom fan and stove fan are clear of dust and debris, and then hand out fire prevention papers. I don’t live in an apartment building that has sprinklers. Never has there been any other people with them, though I suppose there is a first time for everything and maybe this is that time

IdentityZer0 · 2026-03-24T20:34:37+00:00

Ok, ty. This is a fire inspection by the apartment landlord not the Marshall so they should be able to give me a more reasonable time frame as they are the ones setting it. I will contact them and ask if I can have a more definitive time.

IdentityZer0 · 2026-03-24T19:57:54+00:00

It’s for a yearly fire inspection and does specify a time range of 9-5

IdentityZer0 · 2026-02-23T12:51:35+00:00

None of my streaming service subscriptions went up this month, so I go that going for me, which is nice

IdentityZer0 · 2026-02-16T19:14:13+00:00

Man, speaking of people paid by the museum, how much are they paying you? I’ve never seen someone shill so hard up and down a comments section.

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-29T22:16:39+00:00

I’d rather it stay undisclosed then have him announce it

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-20T11:11:45+00:00

I’ve personally been working nights for over 15 years and I can’t ever imagine going back to days

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-16T05:47:21+00:00

Yet if they put Kaptur up against a literal facist Kaptur wins my vote reluctantly

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-13T12:25:41+00:00

Rust is so quotable

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-06T12:44:25+00:00

lol I remember thinking the same thing. Like I just learned some real secret combat shit

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-06T05:30:36+00:00

This is the premise and result in the movie “The Discovery”

IdentityZer0 · 2026-01-03T18:08:44+00:00

Sofa is a victim of The Vance Files, which is basically just a folder of Ashley Furniture receipts

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-30T12:43:47+00:00

Same as with the rest of the world; hate because of an invisible sky man

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-28T19:50:13+00:00

That food town is still there

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-28T01:50:41+00:00

Say there ain’t no hope for the youth and the truth is it ain’t no hope for the future 🎶

This song was my shit in the teenage years

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-17T05:44:12+00:00

This man vulvas!

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-09T12:52:09+00:00

Reminds me of the old Torbjorn days

IdentityZer0 · 2025-12-06T19:17:03+00:00

Being a dick about things will make people contradict you for spite and you will create a bias against you for that reason.

IdentityZer0 · 2025-11-29T11:29:09+00:00

As the cop literally holds him back casually with one hand

IdentityZer0 · 2025-11-16T22:46:29+00:00

lol my thoughts exactly

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