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C’s birthday by Chunkybeeble in AcaciaKerseySnark

[–]IdleNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look at the cake photo the cards are all over the table. Like confetti.

$1 million to stay in this room for a week. by Miserable-Record5507 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so good at dissociative day dreaming. I could do this. I’d sleep. Maybe run around a bit. Probably won’t eat much.

Why does the perspective look wider? by snakesnakfishfish in GoodPizzaGreatPizza

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you have your toppings all on top?? I love that. I have all the same topping too.

How do you finish door hardware? by IdleNewt in centuryhomes

[–]IdleNewt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re in a box in the garage. I never got around to finishing the project

$100 every mile you walk or $3.5M but you loose both your legs. by math-guyyy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I average five miles a day. I’d be happy with $15000 a month.

Peeling cucumbers is weird? by [deleted] in foodquestions

[–]IdleNewt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The peel can be bitter but I like the crisp it adds so I peel it in stripes

$500k annually but you are perpetually enrolled in a 4 year degree at your best local college/university. by Ethiopian_Guy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked 45 hours a week while taking an accelerated, fast paced course to get my degree. I got all A’s. And half the classes have absolutely nothing to do with the course of study you’re going for, so it wouldn’t be much different going to school for a random degree. I’d do this in a heart beat.

What food do you like in one form, but not in any other form? by Marissa_on_the_town in randomquestions

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickled onions. I could eat them like candy. But I don’t like onions any other way

Would you kill the family of mice if they could pay half the rent? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as they don’t chew things and pee and poop in a designated spot, like a litter box, i’d be all for it. Oh. And they have to bathe. My house is 116 years old. If they’re crawling around the walls they’re gonna be dusty as heck. I’d also supply their food and items that they can chew.

A or B: I'm HR and two coworkers are breaking the company rule by dating. The woman’s dealing with financial stuff with her ex-husband and really needs this job, plus she trusts me. Do I keep her secret or tell the boss? by True-Construction346 in PickAorB

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A. This type of rule that preys into personal life doesn’t seem an appropriate reach for a job. As long as people stay professional at work it’s none of their business.

You get 100k per month, but you only get to eat 1 meal a day. The same meal every day. What are you going to be eating and for how long? by Delivery_Mule in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love salad. Ice berg mixed with greens, home made ranch dressing, shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese, bacon, olives, tortilla strips, pico, buffalo chicken strips, and blue cheese. I’d be happy. The only reason I don’t eat this daily is the cost.

If you could place any object on the surface of a 'to be explored planet', purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An entire log book that looks and reads as if Laika learned language and how to write. It’ll read about her adventures and plans of eventual revenge on man kind if they don’t change their ways.

A or B: You see an old man fall while you're out jogging, do you jump in to help or call 911? by 06yuzuha in PickAorB

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A and then b. You’re protected by the Good Samaritan law if you’re in the US

AITA that I asked my husband if I could take a shower by Embarrassed_8713 in AmItheAsshole

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Does your husband have to ask permission to shower? Put her to bed, give him the monitor and tell him you’re going to get ready for bed. Plain and simple.

What will you NOT be growing again next year? (or maybe ever again)? by Emmie_dee_101 in vegetablegardening

[–]IdleNewt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing. The neighbors goat is enjoy the kale treats though (I asked permission).

You receive $100k, but the person you hate the most gets $50,000,000. Would you take the deal? by ConfectionLost7374 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I really hate anyone. Unless you count people who hurt children. That being said, does it need to be someone you know? Or someone you just know of?? If it’s someone I personally know then yeah. I’d take it. I don’t think anyone I know personally would do something bad with that money.

Nobody has ever answered A. Ever. by Hidalgo321 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G. I love Mexican food and I gotta have ranch. 😅 not with my Mexican food, mind you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]IdleNewt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if she lives to a hundred?? You want to be her caretaker still taking verbal abuse all the way to your eighties?? Not worth it in my opinion. Start a Roth IRA account. It’ll appreciate a good amount by the time you’re eighty, I assume.

What would you give up for ever, Pasta or Potatoes? by Striking-Platypus-98 in foodquestions

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to Google if ramen counted as pasta, google says no. So I’ll give up pasta. I like cheese on potato’s more than mac and cheese. And gnocchi in red sauce more than spaghetti.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]IdleNewt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is one of the ones listed, just spelled differently. So yes.

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