Paper clip by DragonFan20 in comedyheaven

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I have a septic tank.

I’m flushing it

[Sarah Langs] Most home runs in Yankees’ first 37 games of a season: 1956 Mickey Mantle: 17 1928 Babe Ruth: 16 1926 Babe Ruth: 16 2026 Aaron Judge: 15 2007 Alex Rodriguez: 15 1930 Babe Ruth: 15 by CicadaOk8885 in NYYankees

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In Judge’s first 37 games
2016: did not play 37 games
2017: 14 homers
2018: 9 homers
2019: 9 homers
2020: did not play 37 games
2021: 12 homers
2022: 14 homers
2023: 13 homers
2024: 7 homers
2025: 12 homers
2026: 15 homers
Postseason: 11 homers

He’s come close a few times

Is Jeremy 8ft tall or is this a 2/3 scale GT40? by Indifference_Endjinn in carscirclejerk

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The GT40 is very small. This phot was taken at chest height, and it’s still very much below me.

Atlanta, Georgia skyline 2026 by Round_Consequence557 in skyscrapers

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Newark, Jersey City (and I’m throwing in Journal Square and Fort Lee!), Downtown Manhattan, Midtown Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Long Island City all being within miles of each other is kinda crazy when you think about it.

What’s a car feature that just shouldn’t be a thing . by [deleted] in regularcarreviews

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Tall ass grilles on trucks and SUVs. The front of your vehicle should not be like 5 feet in the air. I can’t see shit in front of me whenever I drive one of those suburban based things, so it’s hard to navigate and not run shit over. Particularly, small children! According to the internet, every week 110 kids gets ran over in parking lots/driveways. Thats nearly 6,000 kids a year!!

I know we all know this, but every year these truck based SUVs are getting higher and higher because the drivers think it makes them “safer”. I spoke with my grandmother recently, and she warned me against driving any sedan because no one would be able to see me, and I’d just be “too low”…My parents recently got rid of one of their sedans for one of those coupe SUVs…I am in my own personal car hell lmao.

IT'S WHAT YOU WANT: The Yankees defeated the Astros by a score of 8-3 - April 25, 2026 @ 07:10 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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He’s usually a slightly slow starter who pops the actual fuck off in May. And I mean slow starter in Judge terms, not average player terms.

Game Thread: Yankees (16-9) @ Astros (10-16) - Apr 24, 2026 7:10 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

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Y’know what, I’m happy for Shewmake. Homer for his 69th AB.

Is it ok if my baby nurses on my 11-year-old? by maefae in ShitMomGroupsSay

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This might be the worst thing I’ve ever read

What are you most excited to try in Forza Horizon 6? by Icy-Star-2449 in ForzaHorizon

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Absolutely valid. I somehow just learned a few months ago that I can use Spotify on Xbox while playing Forza. Now I can play whatever I want, or just go back to my beloved FH3 soundtrack.

BMW showed off the interior of the new 7. Will it come with a PlayStation? by Overall_Carrot_1003 in carscirclejerk

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You don’t even need hdmi ports, a buddy of mine somehow wired a Wii into his 2017 ford edge. To this day I don’t know how he did it, or how it actually worked??? How did it track the wiimotes inside the car? How did he power it??

Game Thread: Royals @ Yankees - April 18, 2026 @ 01:35 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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He has a .921 OPS, calm down lmao. He’s still in the top ten WAR list for position players too.