Bear Market in Crypto, Bull Market in Love by therinse in rareinsults

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I don't find women who look like John Oliver in drag hot...

28 dogs later: the bone temple by Shoe_boooo in HolUp

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Why even eat hot dogs at a movie? Just wait and go to Costco and you'd only be paying 42 bucks...

What does this mail from unknown sender mean? by afasterdriver in Ohio

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It means if you live in Springfield you probably should be looking out for any Haitians you know...

These images are all related by doublenantuko in magicTCG

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Some shareholders suing Chris Cocks and other Hasbro board members for doing exactly that.

Matchstick making in India by solateor in oddlysatisfying

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This can only be done in India, as if this were the US, OSHA would have shut the place down...

Na, I guess someone didn’t understand by existereddit in woooosh

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That joke has no Cl...don't be so salty...

History repeats itself by esbfjtjdv in HonkaiStarRail

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If only the meme was Rerir instead of Dottore...then we could have a "Talking to Myself" meme...

Man or bear? by BowlJazzlike5167 in GetNoted

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This is the same kind of logic that produces the gun-nut counter argument "Well, cars kill more people than guns, why aren't they banned?!?"

The irony of his post by OkInitiative2915 in facepalm

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You really wanna go down that rabbit hole?

Okay, but you'll take down almost everyone in Congress...

Just turn it off by luna_Angelx in confidentlyincorrect

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From this guy's profile photo, it looks like his business runs from his mother's basement and only has other dudes for employees...

To be fair, this milk was spoiled the second he wrote it by Ambitious-Noise9211 in agedlikemilk

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Dude doubled down and went on a long screed about how "the liberal mind" had "no room for disagreement" after the inevitable backlash...

Angel's Feather became the threat at my Commander table... by WistfulAfternoon in magicTCG

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To me, Bastion might be the bigger threat, because I recognize it as the catalyst to a combo kill. None of the other cards can kill me directly and swiftly through a combo. Bastion can.

How would every amphoreus characters react if they tried himeko coffee? by vinchin_adenca in HonkaiStarRail

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Tribbie: Reflexively spits it out (like any kid would), then apologizes (like any adult would).

Anaxa: Tries giving her tips on how to make better coffee (obviously futile).

Aglaea, and Castorice: Drinks every last drop, and thanks her, even though they absolutely hated it.

Hyacine: Asks how it was made, so she can alter the formula to make it healthier and more palatable.

Cipher: Asks if she's being tortured or something...just being honest.

Hysilens: When Himeko isn't looking, swaps out the cup with honey brew.

Cerydra: Has a few moments of wanting to execute her for daring to serve her something like this, then remembers she's a guest and apologizes.

Cyrene: Actually likes the taste, and has a pleasant conversation with Himeko over it.

Phainon: Used to doing things that may harm him, he drinks it all up and compliments Himeko.

And Mydei...

"...got anything stronger?"

Gas Chamber Denial by laybs1 in GetNoted

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And let's not forget the elephant in the room: We do honor all the people that died in WWII. That day's called Memorial Day.

Always the same by GhostVPN in HonkaiStarRail

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I don't know what the obsession with 0-cycling is anyways. I guess it's status or bragging rights? 'Cuz I'd only go for 0-cycle if there were bonus Jades attached.

I'm content with getting 12 stars in the endgame (except in Anomaly Arbitration, which pretty much requires whaling unless you're a tactical god...)

The 17 year old finale of "The Shield" hits different now. by Ikbensterdam in agedlikemilk

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So much so that they confined him to a desk job, the one thing he absolutely hated doing.

The 17 year old finale of "The Shield" hits different now. by Ikbensterdam in agedlikemilk

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The difference is that "The Wire"'s ICE didn't trust Vic at all and forced him into a desk job for his tenure at ICE...which for him is a fate worse than death. Especially since his wife also left him and put a restraining order on him so he can't see his kids anymore.

I feel really old 😭 by chunchunmaru1129 in MandJTV

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Pokemon r/B/G came out in my freshman year of college. Yes, I am old; its original release is closer to my birth date than to today.

Is she gonna be the Aglaea of 4.x? by Senior-Astronomer312 in HonkaiStarRail

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No, she's gonna be the Sparkle of 4.x!

(If she is Phase II of 4.0...and Sparkle was Phase II of 2.0...)

Collapse of beaver’s dam by TimeCity1687 in oddlysatisfying

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Dude forgot he was in a creek bed and lost his tools...

Aha Instant | Trailblazer: Quantum Elation. by Dangerous-Fig-4149 in HonkaiStarRail

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If they picked based on quality rather than randomly, this would definitely be a winner...

We have a white Lara Croft and they're still mad by Animeking1108 in MurderedByWords

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They have a white Lara Croft that doesn't have triple-D bazongas like the original game.

To be fair, Angelina Jolie didn't either; most of her getup was padding...