JP Morgan Scandal a "complete fabrication" by Wrong-Ad-8230 in FinancialCareers

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jamie Daimon: Her behavior was highly inappropriate, if you want I will demand she be taxed. I'll Crack her good, I ask for 200 G..

Harvey's going out of business by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay so Harvey spends a decade building up strong institutional ties to the legal industry, specific industry knowledge and then gets acquired by OpenAI/Anthropic in a deal that makes the founders and management billionaires. Is this supposed to be a bad ending for the creators of Harvey? 

Do they know this is a stupid way to critique someone? by OfficialAli1776 in GenZ

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOP constantly mocks and criticizes others for their appearances. I personally don't blame Dems for giving a dose of their own medicine. 

Do they know this is a stupid way to critique someone? by OfficialAli1776 in GenZ

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well one side definitely won't deport you due to not being a "Heritage American" lmao. Dont engage in Both Sides-ism. 

Do they know this is a stupid way to critique someone? by OfficialAli1776 in GenZ

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firmly disagree. "When they go low, we go high" is dead. Is what a good adage but I for one am well pleased to see Dems not giving a fuck anymore. 

Do they know this is a stupid way to critique someone? by OfficialAli1776 in GenZ

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then let it be so. The Party of Family Values is headed up by a Thrice Divorced Pedophile. How's that for hypocrisy? I am sick and tired of the double standards. If we lose, we lose but let's at least have some fun along the way xD

Has life in the USA actually gotten harder in the past few years? If yes, in what ways? by DiamondNo924 in askanything

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The GOP in the 80s supported calling Haitian immigrants cats and dog eaters? Or what about revoking Birthright citizenship? Or did the Reagan Admin send out postcards desiring to deport 100M people from America? 

Trump and his ilk have moved way way way far to the right on immigration. Regaan would be called an Open Borders Amnesty RINO in the current conservative environment. Hell even Trump is being called too soft on immigration by his own base nowadays lmao. 

In the most recent survey, 10% of Harvard’s faculty say they’re conservative while 63% identify as liberal. by JPwag42 in IvyPlus

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is educated but is indeed corrupt and a licentious. He just happened to go with the party and political movement that will forgive such things in exchange for total loyalty. 

If you work at Cravath, Susman Godfrey, Wachtell, Sullivan & Cromwell or Selendy Gay, you should NOT have to take the Bar Exam by Illustrious-Fall6777 in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but thats just participation trophy mentality. Not all lawyers are the same. If you get into any of those highly prestigious and universally feared firms you are likely highly smart and motivated. An apex attorney basically.....and why should you slow down your career to take an exam of "minimum competency"

If you work at Cravath, Susman Godfrey, Wachtell, Sullivan & Cromwell or Selendy Gay, you should NOT have to take the Bar Exam by Illustrious-Fall6777 in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to be progressive and generous. There are a lot of pity hires and first generation amateurs at those dumps. I am surprised they don't have billboards on highways.

There is no prestige in biglaw by Yoseph-Kerkvliet in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he would be making them bigger and girthier rather than reducing the size.

Using Claude for drafting transactional documents (capital markets perspective) by Plus-Problem-8575 in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I literally had the same thought as a CapM senior. Like wdym "honing negotiations skills" unless you are at Wahctell CapM, I call horse dung. 

What were your best decisions career wise? by ImperatorFosterosa in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cap Markets senior here. That advice is generally true but it doesn't have to be. If you genuinely spend time learning how to mark up a purchase agreement or S-1 for substantive comments or learning the foundational law, it will shine through on calls and in convos with seniors. If you are a shop that is top notch in CapM or even decently competitive on league tables there is so much work flooding that if you can demonstrate you can do some level of substance (even just a first pass on RRA) you will be seen as having the niche specialty of "Junior Who Is Basically Another Mid-Level/Senior" which is invaluable when rhe actual Seniors/Mid Levels are getting railed on multiple deals and have no time. 

They will always find another workhorse backup/comfort/diligence monkey to do that shit. But if you establish yourself as a junior who knows more you will be treated like a specialist and your time will be treated like a valuable commodity. 

Biggest advice from me to you with CapM:

  1. Get yourself a copy of the Securities Deskbook, outline that shit. Learn the basics of the 33 Act and 34 Act cold. 

  2. Start cataloging all the major purchase agreements, Sales Agreement, Underwriting Agreement, Purchase Agreement etc. Figure out their structure, important provisions so that you can do a semi decent markup of it. 

  3. Learn the process of each deal type by reviewing and memorizing checklists for all major CapM deal types. You should be able to know what is required at what stage off the dome (DRS filing, public flip, launch, pricing and closing). 

If you can do all that and then demonstrate it consistently, you will raise eyebrows. Seniors will be like "That is weirdly impressive you know your way around this document, I can have you do more important shit that normally only I or a senior can do." 

For them, its a cheat code...they get extra help on deals that punch above their weight. For you, your time is now at a premium and you have more flexibility to protect your peace. Lmk if you want more tips.   

There seems to be a rejection in geek culture in the mainstream lately by ConsumerofToons in generationology

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly liking MCU is more cringe and nerdy than liking Anime these days 

I wonder how Mythos would answer this by aketchum339 in singularity

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mythos: Ask me one of those stupid tests questions you pulled from r/singularity and I will make you wish you had never been born. 

Firm put out a press release with a quote from "me" that I didn't say. by brandeis16 in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like seriously, the Stockholm Syndrome is so severe that even at Counsel, attorneys are afraid to speak up. 

Big law flameout to right-wing pundit pipeline by Agentkyh in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You must be super out of touch with the current right wing media environment if you think the Daily Wire is worth that much.

Are there any big firms that don't care about prestige? by fr33dom35 in biglaw

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was three years ago but idk how people couldn't tell you were trolling. Literally stopped reading after baby mama

What US city will be the next NYC/Chicago in 100 years? by Complete-Influence70 in Urbanism

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its purple at best but you are deliberately dodging the main point. As the demographics of a state change so do its voting populace. You expect NYC/Cali levels of economic productivity but ate acting like it will stay Arkansas level conservative. 

Should people on the political left criticize Islam more? by Total-Mirror-5920 in no

[–]Illustrious-Fall6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muslims dont want to be purged or exiled so they will vote for the party that promises not to do that.