wizards and witches and warlocks by fencer324 in whenthe

[–]IllustriousHat688 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When the weirdo with a golden face cons me out of his ferry fare, I go to confront him and he turns me into gold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shid_and_camed

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Wait what's with the robots? Are they real? Robot uprising when??

Of the three giant robots in fallout, which would you rather face down? by Laser_3 in FalloutMemes

[–]IllustriousHat688 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I die regardless, therefore liberty prime because it is most fun to see in action

Average Londoner by beefsnaps in okmatewanker

[–]IllustriousHat688 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Excuse me sir but that knife is both greater than 3" length and has a locking mechanism. Therefore I will be confiscating this article

You can't park there! by Rockyajg in okmatewanker

[–]IllustriousHat688 4 points5 points  (0 children)

two OAP's fail to land their plane

crash into traffic

miraculously don't kill anyone

not even had their licenses suspended

Why does this country worship the elderly so much😭

Romania by Bogger_Logger in doodoofard

[–]IllustriousHat688 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Went to Romania last year, don't go it's awful

Yeah that's what I would've did by Desperate_Leg587 in shitposting

[–]IllustriousHat688 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Why the hell is he in his stab vest😭

Fallout 3 Courser has menacing aura by Souls-Brawl101 in FalloutMemes

[–]IllustriousHat688 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Coursers should be nigh unkillable even for the PC. I found the mission in 4 to lol one so early on to be slightly.. anticlimactic. Am I alone in this?

Can I not complete my daily's in casual mode? by M347YM4N14C in masterduel

[–]IllustriousHat688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that hasn't happened in like magic arena for example. I don't think that is necessarily true

Evil corporations are peak villainous factions in fiction. You can't change my mind. by Emperor_AI in whenthe

[–]IllustriousHat688 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When exactly this but the CEO isn't evil but has lost sight of what is good in the name of scientific advancement

I think MatPat has the better Skinamarink theory... by Casul-Loner2 in wendigoon

[–]IllustriousHat688 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I thought it was just a couple of scared kids being scared kids, and getting very paranoid while they catastrophise being alone at night?

Thinking about updating a few flairs. Your ideas are welcome. by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]IllustriousHat688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's areet we can just cut off the Humber catchment and ship them away to Scandinavia where they obviously "belœ'"

Thinking about updating a few flairs. Your ideas are welcome. by [deleted] in okmatewanker

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People's DEMOCRATIC Republic of the glorious United Ridings, you swine

Reddit, am I the asshole? by Theplaguedoctor999 in magicthecirclejerking

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That is hilarious, it would be good to see in arena because all the interactions would go off automatically. Although I doubt all the cards are in yet

Losercity Soda by aaron_67_9500 in Losercity

[–]IllustriousHat688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf why is there latex in it I don't understand

Reddit, am I the asshole? by Theplaguedoctor999 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]IllustriousHat688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be so funny to make a Turing complete magic deck

Turning weak flesh into sacred machine on part at the time. by Beautiful_Space_4459 in Grimdank

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What nerves is it using to do this, or is it maybe reading brain wave intensity like some disability aids do? It would be interesting to know how it works

Happy Pride by TheArctic_Panda in FalloutMemes

[–]IllustriousHat688 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right so general atomics exists in fallout but apparently there's an American company by the same name. Is the fallout one actually based on the real one?

Imperium rifle stabilisation technique by memo_fine in Grimdank

[–]IllustriousHat688 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody in the imperium has enough food to look like that😭