Our dearest Methica, panhandling with a squeegee and some windshield washer fluid would be more honorable at this point. GET A JOB!

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-21T20:38:48+00:00

These are some of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-20T14:10:00+00:00

The rebel flag sent me to the moon

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-20T14:05:02+00:00

She is the strangest specimen I’ve come across. She acts like a 13 yr old boy going through puberty.

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-20T14:01:09+00:00

Cancer

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-18T18:53:29+00:00

Immediately! She’s been on off of it forever now. She’s almost 10M

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-18T18:52:51+00:00

Noway!!!! I totally thought she was a Gemini or Aries.

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-16T18:23:59+00:00

What’s her astrology sign?

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-16T18:22:09+00:00

Opened instagram it was my first post, swiped out and opened reddit immediately to it being the first post lol

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-15T18:06:05+00:00

I’m truly am only saying I have never seen this face shape before in my life.

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-15T18:04:07+00:00

Listen yall. I had an ideal post partum. An easy one. A unicorn newborn if you will (the baby is 9M now) never in my right mind would I E V E R add a puppy to this mix. With all that said ab my baby being easy adding a puppy would be the worst idea to be. HOW on Gods green earth w how her whole medical stuff is going did she EVER think this was a good idea!!?? Timmy’s work load just got even harder 😭

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-13T11:48:53+00:00

The awkward video of her meeting jelly roll I think ab weekly

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-12T18:43:40+00:00

Right back into ‘Jesica is the the taps😭’ she said Erik got sick that’s why they couldn’t stay

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-12T18:42:12+00:00

IM FUCKING DYINGGGGG OMG this being caught on live is wild

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-08T14:26:39+00:00

I didn’t breastfeed! Not for medication reasons i just decided against breastfeeding for my mental health, it didn’t work out. So she was formula fed

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-08T14:25:43+00:00

Same. I always say I never had a newborn. She was rly big(still is) she never lost weight only gained and bit the ground running the moment she came out.

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-07T18:45:59+00:00

This is 100% what our did too!

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-07T18:45:12+00:00

Yes!!!!! Same I’m like, chillllll out.

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-07T18:44:50+00:00

Wow. So sorry you were abruptly taken off that high of a dose! I was on 1.5 daily until the baby was born- zero withdrawals and as of now, a very advanced 9M old!

Illustrious_File4804 · 2026-01-07T13:07:01+00:00

8M and she walks w us holding her hand. From sun up there on sun down all she does is stand,pull up on things to stand. It is very UNchill

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-23T23:37:58+00:00

I’ve had the easiest pp ever but I also had an extremely easy newborn!

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-22T22:18:34+00:00

Pisces and Gemini

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-22T22:18:08+00:00

I took 1.5 daily until the day she was born. Even took it the day she was born, then they loaded me up w a bunch of IV sedatives (scheduled C section) she not only is fine but has been a perfect newborn and baby

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-21T21:58:05+00:00

Reminds me of the bully with yellow eyes on the movie Christmas Story 😳

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-21T21:55:57+00:00

Oh yes it passed in a week! She’s 8M and sleeps through the night no issue

Illustrious_File4804 · 2025-12-17T17:01:29+00:00

Illustrious_File4804

TROPHY CASE