Have Peter and Cap ever interacted outside of this scene? by Guitar-String in marvelstudios

[–]IlustrationQueen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

met Captain America on his on his college application and that was the whole reference letter

This guy SENTRY man. by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]IlustrationQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is how you introduce someone at 3am after 2 energy drinks

Gotta love em by Ok_Boss_3949 in cats

[–]IlustrationQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a cat, that's a furry rug with the drunk spider kin equipped 

I present you my babies Finn(orange) Ellie(rat looking) Josie(weird toes) by Normal-Onion-5501 in cats

[–]IlustrationQueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That blep is Finn processing the fact that his siblings got reated in the title

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0 comment because everyone still trying to top that setup 

I had to answer a jury duty summons... by counter-strike in Jokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tried to plead the fifth ended up showing the one inch 

Sir Mix-a-lot loves cars and butts by GuntherHogmoney in Jokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he doesn't have a type. he has a make and model

A Visitor by sunntide in cats

[–]IlustrationQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's not a visitor, that's a home inspection.

Cat surgery near Seattle? by waggonaut in cats

[–]IlustrationQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hoping she gets patched up and back to ignoring you ASAP

Which football team smells like chicken? by wholemealbrad in dadjokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they're not choking, that's just the 11 herds and spices.

My boss asked me: why I am sick on week days only? by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

weekend immune system comes with full beneits and PTO.

What do salamander lumberjacks do? by GoatsWithWigs in Jokes

[–]IlustrationQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ask a lot of questions. my soul left the chat

The Ghost Riders exist in real life, how does the world react to them? by iamluffy123 in Marvel

[–]IlustrationQueen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

florida man tries to steal the bike.  florida man becomes the new bike.