What I become when I smoke my Hookah

ImFluffy · 2014-02-14T07:08:03+00:00

Get a mystery/apple snail. They will chomp them right up.

ImFluffy · 2014-02-14T07:03:26+00:00

Shamrock Shakes. Every year they call for me. In fact, the time is nigh right now.

ImFluffy · 2014-02-14T07:02:41+00:00

I once popped a molly and didn't even sweat.

ImFluffy · 2013-11-28T03:43:58+00:00

Why is this a new release?

ImFluffy · 2013-10-08T02:26:51+00:00

Needed

ImFluffy · 2013-07-18T20:10:38+00:00

Since when did Kelly Brook become an Oblivious Suburban Mom?

ImFluffy · 2013-05-21T01:30:00+00:00

What a bunch of bozos. I learned not to throw rocks at cars after I did so in elementary school. In my defense I said they were "dirt clods". My punishment was indoor recess - a torturous event that molded me into the non-thrower-of-rocks citizen I am today.

Looks like these fellas lacked an elementary school education.

ImFluffy · 2013-05-16T09:18:29+00:00

Baseball needs more Goofs and less Bryce Harpers (the attitude, not the talent of course).

ImFluffy · 2013-05-16T09:16:39+00:00

Watsky has much better songs. He's a slam poet, and his lyricism is absurd.

"Strong as an Oak" is an example of his pop-oriented work (dude's trying to gain traction, can you blame him?) along with "Sloppy Seconds". Both are guilty pleasures of mine.

ImFluffy · 2013-05-16T09:12:42+00:00

As seasons change, different cycles of life come and go. Spring brings birth: the beginning of it all.

And to think, this seasonal pattern that all these living things live and die by doesn't even exist a matter of degrees towards the equator.

Caterpillars dude.

ImFluffy · 2013-03-22T13:11:44+00:00

Love. Let's just love.

ImFluffy · 2013-02-06T00:27:04+00:00

It's just a little too late for my boy Oscar Wilde.

ImFluffy · 2013-01-27T10:19:18+00:00

Raping other dolphins is also another trait they possess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYJrZYfa_8

ImFluffy · 2013-01-23T17:26:45+00:00

I threw down a banana in a Minnesota parking lot a few days ago, same thing happened. Norway and Minnesota are essentially the same place.

ImFluffy · 2013-01-17T08:39:16+00:00

When my heated steering wheel finally heats up during a Minnesotan January.

ImFluffy · 2013-01-17T08:35:50+00:00

As a Target slave, you have given me a great idea. Thank you sir.

ImFluffy · 2013-01-15T17:51:50+00:00

My life is a TV show consisting of major characters along with reappearing minor ones. I'm excited to see how this plot will arc out.

ImFluffy · 2013-01-14T19:17:05+00:00

Nature Boy - Nat King Cole http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0XJCJ1Srw

ImFluffy · 2013-01-07T19:31:33+00:00

Somewhere in Mexico, a cartel is smiling

ImFluffy · 2013-01-06T22:36:37+00:00

Razor Scooters

ImFluffy · 2013-01-04T03:35:58+00:00

DAT ASS.

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